| 00:00 - 00:03 | The race is over |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | First two days awesome |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We were one, one, one |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We were on the news |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | 20 years on, constitution dock was ours again |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | First two days, yes |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | But what happened next |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well Ed, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We umm |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We umm, stopped, and finished mid fleet |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Third in division though |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Rockell, Tavenor, Sharpe and Bencsik |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You guys had just one job |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You said she was a little bit slippery |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You said we'd fuck them this time |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Twenty years on everything was perfect |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We had the beef |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We had mum's meatballs |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We even subbed in the curry puffs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | A brand new piss bottle |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | At least we didn't block the toilet |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I've got paper cuts on my sphincter from the paper bags |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ed, that was for the toilet paper |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You can shove that up your arse |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We are a racing boat |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We should've shit in a bucket |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | There were far too many nice little things on board |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We weren't on a pansy canal cruise |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We didn't even beat the French fuckers |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Their average age is 75 fucking years old |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We had them fucked |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now we have to buy them a keg of piss |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I hate buying Bob and Johnno beer |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They should be buying beer for me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A keg of James Boags |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How did this happen? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We were absolutely flying down NSW and across Bass Strait |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Chris almost contortioned himself to fix the steering |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We gave it everything we had to give |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It's that fucking Huey |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He screwed me again |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Tim, your instructions were clear |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My dad fired the warning gun this year |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He was a second late |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But he still fired it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I wanted to win this race for him |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | So what are we going to do now to fix this? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Customs House and then Shippies? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And then do it all again next year |
