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Hitler Reacts to Bruno Ganz's Death
Hitler is upset that the best actor who can play him in a biopic is dead.

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00:00 - 00:03We finally have a shortlist of actors
00:04 - 00:05who we think would be perfect
00:05 - 00:07to play you in the eventual biopic.
00:08 - 00:12Whoever does it needs to have
00:12 - 00:15extraordinary range and talent.
00:17 - 00:19I told you all before
00:19 - 00:21It has to be Bruno Ganz.
00:24 - 00:26Darling,
00:27 - 00:28Bruno Ganz...
00:31 - 00:33Bruno Ganz died today.
00:34 - 00:36He was beloved by all.
00:53 - 00:58If you don't know who he was, GTFO.
01:13 - 01:15What do you mean he's dead!?
01:15 - 01:17What will movies do now
01:18 - 01:23when they need an actor who can
01:18 - 01:20.
01:25 - 01:28literally play any kind of role!!!
01:29 - 01:31Who else can play an angel with
01:31 - 01:34a pure soul, and then find a way to
01:34 - 01:37humanize one of the greatest monsters
01:37 - 01:40of the 20th Century!?
01:40 - 01:42Cupcake, he was in bad movies too!
01:42 - 01:46But his performances were still great!!
01:46 - 01:48What about The House That Jack Built!?
01:48 - 01:52Lars Von Trier is a talentless hack!!
01:53 - 01:54Hook him up with Wim Wenders!!
01:56 - 01:57And then see great films deserving
01:57 - 02:00of his great talents!!
02:00 - 02:03Wings of Desire!
02:04 - 02:08The American Friend!
02:08 - 02:13Even though Far Away So Close
02:14 - 02:16wasn't very good, he was great!!
02:17 - 02:21Motherfucker has 120 credits to his name!
02:27 - 02:29Find me one type of character he didn't
02:30 - 02:34excel at portraying with heart!
02:34 - 02:36Even in the shitty Manchurian Candidate remake
02:41 - 02:42Who the fuck is going to play me now!?
02:43 - 02:47Seth fucking Rogen with a fake mustache!?
02:48 - 02:53It's Ganz or nothing motherfucker!!
02:54 - 02:56Good luck finding an actor who will
02:56 - 02:59instantly charm himself to the audience
03:00 - 03:02the way Ganz did, effortlessly!
03:04 - 03:07He was good in the Herzog Nosferatu, too.
03:14 - 03:16How about Tom Wilkinson?
03:19 - 03:23Can he lose 30 pounds and speak German?
03:25 - 03:26Ah, what's the use?
03:31 - 03:33Ganz was a legend, he can't be replaced.
03:40 - 03:46We keep losing these great actors and
03:46 - 03:49a part of our past goes with them.
03:53 - 03:56This sucks.