| 00:00 - 00:03 | Good afternoon trainer Swatch |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have received information |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | regarding your gym in Lees park. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I understand your Slaking was knocked out of the gym |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | in the early hours of this morning. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Was this some new kind of... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | super legendary Pokemon? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | no boss. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It was..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | A really low cp Machamp |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | your Slaking didn't stand a chance. |
| 00:53 - 00:55 | Sounds like bollocks. |
| 00:55 - 01:04 | Anyone who's not level 40, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you FUCKING KIDDING? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How can this be! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you know what CP that Slaking had? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | you've never seen figures like it |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | over 4000 cp |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | its basically immortal |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | you couldn't kill that thing with a maxed out Mamoswine |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | yet you claim it rolled over against a bloody... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, it's not as good as you think |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Look at the CP you dick! It's huge! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | No, they've rebalanced things |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Rebalanced my arse, it's invincible |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Look at the numbers knobhead |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | it's fucking nails |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | you'd have to nuke the bastard |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | you'd shit your pants just looking at it |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | you talk about IV's |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | you bang on about typing and other irrelevant shit |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | but it's got massive, MASSIVE CP |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Nothing else matters. Nothing! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It can't have been beaten |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | are you sure you've looked at the right gym? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It must have been a red one on Derker |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Or yellow even |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | There's no way he's been defeated |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm not having it |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We might as well delete the app |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It's a fucking joke |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who told me Slaking was good? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, I'll tell him it was me |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fuck it. I'm not playing anymore |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Three years of playing |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | for nothing |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You lied to me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Slaking is a lie, PVP is shit |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Can't get a GPS signal down here |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm downloading Wizards Unite. |
