| 00:00 - 00:03 | Your tweet about Hitler Cat only received 4 likes |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Likes from here, here . . |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And one from your mother |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As you can see the tweet was a complete failure |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | No one seems to like you any more. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But everyone loves cats |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Is it the mustache? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Cats . . . |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Cats are popular. Of course they are. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But you have been DM'ing too much. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | But my DM's are sexy . . . . . Anyone who is happily married . . . leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | My penis is just fine. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Eva Braun says it is huge. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Only one lady said my penis was small |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I have a massive penis. It is big. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No one saw a tiny penis right? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why don't they like my Hitler Cat? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I don't believe that I am not loved |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | There needs to be a way to get more likes |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We need to bring in the Twitter bots |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Call all your friends and have them like my tweets |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leasder. My friends don't like Twitter! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Each of you will be held responsible |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Hitler cat must trend. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Then each of you and your families |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Will be rewarded |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Failure is not an option |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Eva Braun will like my Hitler cat |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Eva loves my penis |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Hitler cat must trend on Twitter |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And ladies must love my DMs. And send boob pics. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is the key to world domination |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I am not a little sissy boy |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I am the leader of Germany and Europe |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You believe I am strong |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am a big strong boy |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | My daddy and mommy love me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And Twitter loves me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | This must be true |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I will make it true |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Did he DM you too? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The hashtag gang is so mean to me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They never like my tweets |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Writers' are selfish |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They don't even like each other |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Why aren't people more loving |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I am Hitler. I am lovable. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The monsters don't like my cat. |
