| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here's a NRA convention, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Anti-abortion crazies, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Climate change "truthers," |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Anti-vaxers, conspiracy theorists, Glen Beck, Flat-earthers, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Evangelical Christians burning copies of the New Yorker. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Trumpists don't concern us. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They are white, right? Live and let live. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir -- |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | that is to say-- |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Given their racist, fascist tendencies, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | it's time to consider them legacy Nazis. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone with a MAGA hat at home: get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | God dammit: They will dilute the brand! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Evidence-based science is not up for debate! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The Banality of Evil? Hannah Arendt should take on Fox and Friends! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Sure, I'm essentially a synecdoche for evil-- |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But there are limits! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Who is more of an idiot: Trump or his followers? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You know what--don't answer that. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I cannot stand those mouth breathers. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They can be duped by fact-distorting memes! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Propaganda is an art form! Russian trolls on Facebook aren't artists! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, let's look at the cup half full-- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Half full of what? Drool? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Trump weighs what? 400 pounds? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Proper dictators are vegetarians. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | At minimum, pescatarians! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What'll he eat next? The lackey paid to let him win at golf? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Golf is an embarrassment. He needs a proper hobby, like falconry! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And what is this manchild doing in all that "executive time"? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Intellectually I get how he consolidated his power-- |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But doesn't the US Senate have the nads to stand up to his bullshit? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How much longer can this go on? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We'll never see an accurate health report from the White House doctor, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but his LDL cholesterol MUST be elevated |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Or is HDL the bad cholesterol? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Dammit, I never remember which is which! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Don't any of you pedants dare clarify that! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The point is not cholesterol. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | A "strong man" with small, fat hands isn't acceptable! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Authoritarianism had class, back in the day. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry--the Republicans welcome us with open arms. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It is just so undignified |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | To declare a State of Emergency |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | then fly off |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | to sit on a golden toilet in Florida. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I did have respect for putting kids in cages. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Good one, Trump. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You're just too orange to be a Nazi. |
