| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hes coming soon |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Evesham Leisure Centre |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This is where he works, He plays with them |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He does it here. He loves to do it here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Every Sunday in Evesham by the river! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And this man? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This man what is his name? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | His name... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | His name is The RIDDLER my Führer.. thats his name |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | At least thats what they call him.. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks Tom is a fairy please leave the room.. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The fucking Riddler!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Hes a fucking Genius!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | To beat that Brummy **** is one thing.. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And then he beats that blonde Fairy! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Tom the fairy makes his Brother Chris makes him look like a weed! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Tom said hed be ripped in 2015!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And now its 2019!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That Riddler! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | How does he do it! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Hes played you all! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer he has a brother! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | His brother is a stinky mole! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Hes married to a brummy! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He beats his brother at badminton every week!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Hes nothing but a fag with a vagina! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The fairy would beat him!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I tell you every week! Every bloody week! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The Riddler cannot be beaten! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Hes got balls like Kane! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He even took the queen for a quickie in Blue Lagoon toilets! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Blue lagoon toilets! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The queen stank like lamb balti for weeks!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Hes a fucking hero! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Hes the riddler! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Nobody will beat him! You cant beat him! His opposition are hopeless! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | A fucking Mole! A fairy who looks like a bent George Ezra! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And that Mole loving Brummy! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They could all play together and theyd still get riddled! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Hes so good looking he makes the girls cry! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He riddled you too? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We will all fail.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Hes hung like a horse.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Hes not human.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He would turn you all into little homos.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just wish he could be beaten.. Is that Chris still around? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If he could just get out of bed! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe one of the lads again? |
