| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're all ready for the Darts league match Sunday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've been practising all week |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | meeting from 7 in the shoes |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Gordon will have his lucky rabbit's foot with him |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Lynette's put the Stella Artois on offer |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So we'll have the full team there then |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ready to win? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Simon, Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Taz can't make it... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Taz can't make it, he's babysitting |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We could still win, possibly. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Norm, Bacon Arse, Baldy C**t and The Paddy |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It was a plan, a great plan... |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | a winning plan! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What can I do with just you clowns? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We need the fat man! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You feckers need to throw 4 darts |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | For even a chance |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The fines will be massive |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | more than ever before |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Diane needs to top-up her tan |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Hasn't she heard of sun-beds????? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | She's doing her best |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We'll probably have to listen to |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | crap songs on the jukebox... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Ricky banging on about how |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | good the mancs are now |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | how pogba is world class |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | 'They're back' etc etc |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | makes me f**king sick |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I want to piss in his pint already |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Terry only lets him in coz he's a manc too. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I even let Ferg join the team and he can't count. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'll have to do it on my own, again |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All I want is Tonyrefail domination! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why do I do this to myself? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | saddled with donkeys, I am |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | don't know one end of a dart |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | from the other |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Someone better keep the beers coming |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | pissed is the only way I'll make it through the night!!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Povey could play |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Has Darren decided to defect yet? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He's fat enough to fill the void... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | at least |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The league is lost |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Was I wrong to think |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | we could win the thing twice |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | in my lifetime? |
