| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have had a few problems |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And so have moved the FRAMPTON RFC tour |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have found this place |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Not far but its a nice town |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We have also had to move the date |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So is it in the North of England |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That way we look down at them |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Club captain |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The tour committee |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Buggered this up big time |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They have not booked anything up north |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Nathan,Ashwin,Creedy |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who the hell put them in charge |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why did we not follow last year |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It worked well |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Games arranged, hotels even food |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And so we change things for what |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Because you dont like the north |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Cornish pasties are shit |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | So we will not see racing pigeons |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But you said anywhere where there are birds |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I said big birds |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But the DEVON girls are huge |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But they smell worst than Rowdy |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And drink more than us men |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How will we look when they piss all over us |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It ok for you, you drink milk |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But I drink babysham |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Sometimes with brandy |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now we have to go to EXETER |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We could have gone to Stroud if need be |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Anywhere but get us away from the wives |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Or it will be DIY for fuck sake |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | How many more time can I say I like that as well |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And sound convincing |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If I have to pick wall paper again |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will shoot myself |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And take the family with me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And her dog as well |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It shits eveywhere |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And I have to pick it up |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry some one will help |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Is there any one who can help |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We have to save this tour if not we take up |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | football |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Does any know the rules |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Its the bloody shorts we have to wear |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They have to be very tight |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And no more wellfies |
