00:01 - 00:07 | Greetings GREAT PEOPLE OF MOOMINSTAN |
00:08 - 00:13 | The supreme leader-regent Washington |
00:14 - 00:18 | has declared martial law |
00:19 - 00:20 | to face the furry threat |
00:21 - 00:23 | once and for fall |
00:24 - 00:30 | he also has issued a law |
00:31 - 00:35 | declaring that traps are gay |
00:36 - 00:38 | and anyone opposing that idea |
00:39 - 00:42 | will be gullaged |
00:43 - 00:46 | for being a degenerate faggot |
00:46 - 00:49 | that is all for today's news |
00:49 - 00:52 | farewell humble citizen of Moominstan |