| 00:00 - 00:03 | My fuhrer, we are trying to find you some green chile |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are searching all the markets |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | From Berlin to Hatch |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We sent crews to Albuquerque |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But all the stores there turned us away |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's okay |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I can still order some online |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | New Mexico... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | New Mexico won't sell us any green chile |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | All we could get is Colorado chile |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who prefers Colorado to N.M. chile, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Those were my chiles! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Those were my Hatch chiles! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | No other lame chile can possibly compare to those! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Where is 4 Investigates? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I want to call Chris Ramirez! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Him and that Kassi Nelson woman! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They better find out what's going on in Hatch |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Why can't I order any Green Chile?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the Colorado chiles are actually good |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Good?! They don't even grow the right way! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, some say Colorado chiles are superior! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And who would those people be? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fools in Denver! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You know that even Coors field... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | they have Hatch chile |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Because nothing else can compare! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now you're telling me I can't have any! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | No green chile stew, no more green chile pizzas |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Not even a green chile cheeseburger |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I can't even go to the Buckhorn anymore! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You know what I blame this on? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That Eddie Garcia character. He stole my green chiles! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He's been taking them since I was a kid! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That reporter! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Those were my green chiles, and he took them from me! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He said he was only going to borrow them for a taste test |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now we can't even have our roast! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We were supposed to have a roast in the bunker! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That crying girl has never had a Hatch chile! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I have some from last year |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well, now we are stuck with lame food |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Just another gloom we will have to stuff into Zozobra |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | If they let us |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We couldn't get in the last time |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least I can probably get some sopapillas |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They can't take those from me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | So long as there's still honey |
