| 00:00 - 00:03 | Big Sam was quite busy in the transfer window |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Looking to sign Italian talent... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...from teams here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He made some prudent signings to strengthen the club |
| 00:12 - 00:17 | the only outs being Miaga and some reserve players of no consequence. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't give a shit about that. |
| 00:19 - 00:24 | Tell me about the big name striker we've signed. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer
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| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sam... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sam was unable to sign a world class players to the team. |
| 00:34 - 00:38 | Only some Serie A rejects. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you who dont bleed claret and blue can leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking KIDDING ME? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is the best Gold and fucking Sullivan can do? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We need a new Tevez! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It's possible we could be playing BRENTFORD next year! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Can you imagine the shame? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | In our last year at Upton Park? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, maybe these Italian players will help us |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What? Have you been smoking crack? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Paolo was Italian, he is worshiped by the fans. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Apart from him, what have the ginneys ever done for us? |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | Does the name "Savio" mean anything to you? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Sounds Italian to me! |
| 01:57 - 02:01 | Christ, Zola was a disaster |
| 02:01 - 02:04 | supposed to lead us to the promise land... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ...lead us straight to the bottom of the table! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Sure, that Diamante ran around a lot |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | but he was never any good for West Ham. |
| 02:17 - 02:24 | We sold him at a loss to some team called Brescia
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| 02:26 - 02:30 | Then somehow he's on the Italian national team. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | No, these Italians won't help us at all. |
| 02:34 - 02:38 | Why cant we ever do any decent transfer business? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If we leave the Prem
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| 02:43 - 02:48 | We'll wallow in the lower leagues with the likes of Gillingham for years! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Were likely not coming back up anytime soon. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Olympic Stadium |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Playing Yeovil there will be a thrill. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Fucking stadium seats 70,000! |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | It's okay, I think it's more like 60,000. |
| 03:14 - 03:18 | Why couldnt we have signed Ross McCormack? |
| 03:19 - 03:24 | That sweaty is on fire at Leeds. |
| 03:25 - 03:28 | At least we have Andy... |
| 03:31 - 03:35 | That Neanderthal is all we've got. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I would have even been fine with a return of Defoe. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But he's fucked off to Canada. |
| 03:53 - 03:58 | Maybe Brady will give me a hug. |
