00:00 - 00:03 | This is the final layour for the streamer mansion |
00:04 - 00:05 | The master bedroom for the cat |
00:05 - 00:07 | and the other one for his litterbox |
00:08 - 00:12 | In the garage goes the $100k dumptruck |
00:12 - 00:15 | and here is Jelz's room |
00:17 - 00:19 | the remaining rooms are soymilk vaults |
00:19 - 00:21 | in case Yosemite explodes |
00:24 - 00:26 | SSJ... |
00:27 - 00:28 | we think... |
00:31 - 00:33 | We think there should be streamers in the mansion |
00:34 - 00:36 | so they can livestream in it |
00:53 - 00:58 | if you're a yes-man leave the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | This is MY mansion |
01:15 - 01:17 | I finessed the investors myself |
01:18 - 01:23 | Streaming will not be tolerated |
01:25 - 01:28 | I don't want to be on camera |
01:29 - 01:31 | and neither will EBZ |
01:31 - 01:34 | all they want is bait TTS |
01:34 - 01:37 | And disrespect my home |
01:37 - 01:40 | by touching the thermostat |
01:40 - 01:42 | Brent it's very cold in the basement |
01:42 - 01:46 | Don't call me out ever again Cassandra! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Kaskel, it is a STREAMER house |
01:48 - 01:52 | I'll decide who can stream |
01:53 - 01:54 | only Sweet Erin! |
01:56 - 01:57 | I can extort her with videos |
01:57 - 02:00 | that I collected from the security cameras |
02:00 - 02:03 | of her putting a carrot up her ass |
02:04 - 02:08 | And don't get me started on Mexican Andy |
02:08 - 02:13 | He dared point the camera at me |
02:14 - 02:16 | and the Reddit is on his side |
02:17 - 02:21 | We should close that shit once and for all |
02:27 - 02:29 | I wish I could read the memes |
02:30 - 02:34 | but I look at the images of myself |
02:34 - 02:36 | wearing a V-neck |
02:41 - 02:42 | It's called Fashion |
02:43 - 02:47 | But what would the know about fashion |
02:48 - 02:53 | the buy Ice Poseidon Merch |
02:54 - 02:56 | of which I get my 20% |
02:56 - 02:59 | I should get 100% |
03:00 - 03:02 | Selling merch was MY idea |
03:04 - 03:07 | lmao imagine crying |
03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I should go back to e-sports |
03:19 - 03:23 | and blackmail Paul with the videos I have |
03:25 - 03:26 | gay shit |
03:31 - 03:33 | with Greek, the fatty |
03:40 - 03:46 | And convince the investors to pay for my rent |
03:46 - 03:49 | in exchange for my brilliant ideas |
03:53 - 03:56 | or go live in the Hummer |