| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Führer, we have terrible news. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Your favorite actor, Bruno Ganz, has died |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You have said that you loved seeing his Schaubühne production here, in Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | His role as Faust in the Goethe productions left you with much admiration of his talent |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and his award of the Iffland-Ring as being the most worthy and talented actor in all of the Fatherland was your idea |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | He was loved all over our great land. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Bruno Ganz was the greatest actor that I have ever known. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner never cared for Bruno Ganz. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Steiner is not a fan |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following men will stay here: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Bergdorf |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is my order! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Steiner will be ordered |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and do not think that you will disobey this order |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | so this is what my film club has come to? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The military, everybody has been lying to me! Even the SS! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Whoever does not love Bruno Ganz's work is a contemptible coward |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Steiner and these other idiot soldiers, will be forced to watch all of Bruno Ganz's films |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | until such time that he realizes what a great actor he was |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I cannot allow you to insult the soldiers |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They are cowards and failures if they do not love Ganz |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, Ganz was not so great. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Are you an idiot! What are you saying? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Have you not seen Wings of Desire? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Did you not cry watching his longing for mortality? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It was magnificent! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It was pure genius! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Ganz was an extraordinary actor! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Set up the projector in my home theater! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We will all sit and watch all of his films until you fools understand how great he was! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We will watch them 10 times if that's what it takes! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Ganz made me feel human |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He brought me joy and a warmth in my heart |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All of Europe must know his talent |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Traitors |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I've been betrayed and deceived about our film club from the beginning |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What a monstrous betrayal of the German people |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But all of those traitors will pay |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They'll pay for cinema tickets |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They will drown in never ending Bruno Ganz films! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Gerda, please calm yourself |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My orders will not fall on deaf ears |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | From this day on, we will hold a perpetual Bruno Ganz film festival |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | until |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | all agree |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | That Bruno Ganz is the greatest actor of all time |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | All will love him, or I will blow my brains out |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Do what I demand! |
