| 00:00 - 00:03 | There are some male hashers that want to sit |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | After running for 45 minutes |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They would like to take a seat |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Is it so unreasonable that we can be comfortable? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Afterall, we are all getting much older |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What the fuck? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What are you talking about? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Superman... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Superman... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You won't be here forever |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The hash has to evolve |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you haven't been a GM before, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We have our traditions! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We can not change tradition |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We are not a sitting hash |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | There may be some who don't short cut |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and run the whole run |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But those stupid muthafuckas should be punished |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Make them stand through the circle |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Let them respect our traditions |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Superman, can't you be a little reasonable |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you suggesting democracy? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Lord, I am just asking... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Stop fucking asking you fuckwit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You are a cunt |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You think this pussy behaviour |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | helps you pick up fat girls on Loi Kroh? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | no! they care if you have been standing |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Standing is important for fuck sake |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I tried asking people what they thought once |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | but they didn't agree with me! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | So fuck democracy, fuck you all |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It is time to raise the Songthaew fee |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Maybe only 50B each way |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Then we can make some money |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | To pay for my Animal Dinner |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | An Animal Dinner to be remembered! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We must make those cheapskate townies pay |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | who cares if they want to come |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | so long as we get their money |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Fuck the CH4 |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok - he has a small cock |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My legacy will last forever |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Nobody will match my runcount |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You cunts! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The thing that really matters |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | is that you don't sit down after the run |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | you must stand |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | it is tradition... |
