| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, there are several problems. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The first is Nepotism. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The second is Cronyism. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The third is several lawsuits. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Its basically a typical Tuesday |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | A typical Tuesday where? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | A whore house? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sir, I can explain..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Its the new Expeditions |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Theres more room for our girlfriends |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except the division chiefs. Even your girlfriends |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Your jobs are not that fucking hard |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Just show up! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Did you think wed get away with forever? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Nepotism cant work if youre in jail! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You killed someone! Fuck! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And now were fat shaming people!? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How are we going not measure you fat fucks? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | OIG cant get us out of everything! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, its worked before |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Its not our fault, the Expeditions.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You were fucking in broom closets! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Whats next? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We might have to actually work on EEP? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I cant live like that. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Maybe we should start teaching sex education at in service. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Did you think KXAN wouldnt find out? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Fuck! You killed a civilian! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Youre going to have to retire. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We could start OST again for more lawsuit money. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least theres a Rudys up the road now. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Theyre on the program too |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can use that money for divorces and child support |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We already fucked retirement up. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Theres nothing left now. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Can you people get hobbies |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That dont involve malfeasance please? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Its like working insides sitcom. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Which one of your girlfriends is crying in the hallway? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | How much is that going to cost? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I guess we could stop buying |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | any marked vehicles again |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Relax, we know people in OIG. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Hopefully they can stay out of jail. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need start drinking like you guys do. |
