| 00:00 - 00:03 | The new cosmology problem set has been posted |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Apparently the comoving distance is constant |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | no matter where you are. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The problem set consists of seven problems |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | although we've only gone over the material for one so far |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | One part per problem... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | that should not be too difficult |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There are six parts per problem. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | All of them require complex numerical integration. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want all the undergraduates to leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is she thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A problem set with seven parts, and six parts per problem? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I have to teach and grade two classes per week |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And I also have statistical mechanics every week |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm completely fucked |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Plus, im sure all of this shit will be on the qualifier |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'll be working at fucking Krispy Kreme |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | once I fail that fucking test |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the other graduate students seem to be doing well |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They're only taking one class! They don't even teach! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, it hasn't been so bad... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't even get me started on the general relativity |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I have no idea what a fucking Christoffel symbol is |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and I am completely unable to find the Ricci tensor |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and then I hear, "We won't use this for six weeks" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Six fucking weeks?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | She honestly thinks I'll remember how to compute a geodesic in six weeks? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Plus, she has her office hours right before the homework is due |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And then, I have to go in and put my work on the board. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If I knew what the fuck I was doing |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I wouldn't have to go for office hours |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | How can I put things I don't know on the board? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | She's crazy... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How can I finish a problem set without |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | having a fucking solutions manual? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Then I hear: "You didn't do that problem right" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | So, I spend hours redoing it, and get the same thing |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I think we should change our major |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Go to graduate school they said |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You're so good at physics they said |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Bullshit |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This class will end me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm going to have to go get a job at a bank |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | all because I failed cosmology |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's over. |
