00:00 - 00:03 | Were trying to get from Gloucester |
00:04 - 00:05 | To Matson on foot |
00:05 - 00:07 | ... and avoid Tredworth |
00:08 - 00:12 | Were not taking the bus |
00:12 - 00:15 | Were also trying to avoid prostitutes and drug dealers. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Why does this seem almost ... |
00:19 - 00:21 | An impossible task? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mmmm |
00:27 - 00:28 | Tredworths ... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Tredworths ... a fucking shithole. |
00:34 - 00:36 | It needs bombing |
00:53 - 00:58 | Right ... Churchdown, Abbeydale, Longlevens reps ... fuck off. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Were Gloucestershire County Council |
01:15 - 01:17 | This should be a Fucking walk in the park |
01:18 - 01:23 | You absolutely useless fucking cock knockers |
01:25 - 01:28 | Matson, Matson, Matson |
01:29 - 01:31 | ... its always fucking Matson |
01:31 - 01:34 | It needs turning into a fucking amusement park |
01:34 - 01:37 | ... and Tredworth needs spraying with acid |
01:37 - 01:40 | Or burning to the fucking ground |
01:40 - 01:42 | You cant get rid of Tredworth |
01:42 - 01:46 | Why? Because its on a fucking map? |
01:46 - 01:48 | No ... it has a rugby club. |
01:48 - 01:52 | I couldnt give a flying fuck what club it has. |
01:53 - 01:54 | Burn it |
01:56 - 01:57 | Use napalm ... its the only way to be sure |
01:57 - 02:00 | Then lets pretend it never existed |
02:00 - 02:03 | ... and stick a fucking park and ride on it |
02:04 - 02:08 | Then people can walk from Gloucester |
02:08 - 02:13 | ... to Matson and beyond |
02:14 - 02:16 | Without being offered flange or drugs |
02:17 - 02:21 | We could build a fucking cycle path |
02:27 - 02:29 | Or a nature reserve |
02:30 - 02:34 | Something nice, something lovely |
02:34 - 02:36 | Maybe have a nice pub |
02:41 - 02:42 | Not an eyesore |
02:43 - 02:47 | Cant we nuke that whole fucking area and have done with it? |
02:48 - 02:53 | Level it to the fucking ground and start again? |
02:54 - 02:56 | We could even rename the area |
02:56 - 02:59 | Call it Beauty Park or something |
03:00 - 03:02 | Anything but fucking Tredworth |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, he doesnt know youre from Tredworth |
03:14 - 03:16 | Its a fucking stain |
03:19 - 03:23 | Its always been a stain |
03:25 - 03:26 | Sos Matson |
03:31 - 03:33 | Someone has to do it |
03:40 - 03:46 | Someone go get me 20000 gallons of diesel and a big truck |
03:46 - 03:49 | Ill fucking do it. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Go on, fuck off. |