| 00:00 - 00:03 | Chairman is organising a tour to Leiden |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | your routes |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | come out of Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and head west to Holland |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Once on the autobahn we speed up |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Tell the Chairman |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will arrive on Friday |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fahrer. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the Chairman |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Has not invited you. Too dangerous |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | with Olly too |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Why am I not invited? The following stay...... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What possibly can go wrong? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Does Bernie fear I will take his ex girlfriends? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I have the Jeiger!! Without me there is no tour. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You think I will leave all the girls for the OAP? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You think I want to miss the carnage? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Even if that commie in Moscow is too scared to go |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and Per and Stu are thinking to go |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Thinking....that is a LTB!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Only the chairman can award LTB's |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are those village idiots from Siauliai going? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer. The OCS will deal with them |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Kiwis, Belgiums, Danish... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Everyone but me? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Even Roy is going |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | This is totally unheard of |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What can the chairman be thinking? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I wanted to meet with the CA again.... he knows how to make friends! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I have heard the stories...the exploits of the TVM !! They can't all be true? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I need to see this for myself!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This is the "Tour of Tours"...and Im not fucking invited? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And as for that pussy Olliver |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He'quite harmless, after just 2 baudas he's a useless gibbering wreck |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | what could possibly go wrong? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and there are |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | tour virgins to fetch and carry |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and to bring me my tea in bed in the morning |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and to think |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | there will be the chinese parliament at the end |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | to award those who deserve it!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, your safe from Oliver |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can ask the OCS for help |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He is understanding and can plead with the chairman |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | after all he is wise |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and all seeing |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | An honourable tourist of long standing |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Im sure that he will |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | get me onto the tour |
