00:00 - 00:03 | So Everyone was able to login last night |
00:04 - 00:05 | So far no problems to report |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, we dont have anything to OandM anyways. |
00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, it's not clear what App support does |
00:17 - 00:19 | OK I dont give a shit about them anyways... |
00:19 - 00:21 | Lets talk about protecting our networks from the red team |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:33 | supposedly they replaced backgrounds on the secret side |
00:34 - 00:36 | we arent sure why or how or when yet |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is not part of security get out now |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are we doing?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | why cant we stop these assholes! |
01:18 - 01:23 | with trusted agents everywhere! |
01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
01:29 - 01:31 | we are fucked! |
01:31 - 01:34 | this wouldn't of happen if travis was still here! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Its always the same shit! who the hell can we trust! |
01:37 - 01:40 | This network is like a chick with her legs open ready to get fucked! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we dont have the arbors on the sipr side |
01:42 - 01:46 | No one even knew about the arbors until we got owned! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we dont have that many tools to help us |
01:48 - 01:52 | Tools?!, Its a fucking JPEG |
01:53 - 01:54 | Its a fucking JPEG file! |
01:56 - 01:57 | What tools ?! What about HBSS?! |
01:57 - 02:00 | the firewalls, splunk, SCCM...Fuck guys! |
02:00 - 02:03 | we have more tools then inspector gadget! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
02:08 - 02:13 | we cant account for a freaking jpeg on spreading the network, something I can do on paint ! |
02:14 - 02:16 | we got owned by a 5th grade red team |
02:17 - 02:21 | Some assholes got their kids to draw something and now we are the laughing stock |
02:27 - 02:29 | and its not even over yet... |
02:30 - 02:34 | its just the begining, we need to man up! |
02:34 - 02:36 | You can't support something you don't understand |
02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
02:48 - 02:53 | we need a plan like getting Guillermo to wear the green jacket! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
02:56 - 02:59 | we need to put this in place so OPs can stop talking shit! |
03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, at least we dont manage network bandwitdh |
03:14 - 03:16 | we need a plan to come together before milton leaves |
03:19 - 03:23 | by the time Toca puts the Arbors the excercise will be over.. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Freaking DISA |
03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
03:40 - 03:46 | keep handling spillages like a fucking relay race |
03:46 - 03:49 | we need to hire a great employee |
03:53 - 03:56 | Never mind we hired an intern... |