| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is where the bands would come in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Sound control here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And speakers here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have booked Dire Straits to have their show here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Rick Ashtley would come in here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And The Insult first |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The main act, I mean |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fuhrer... The Insult... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Is not performing |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They haven't for years |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They only do videos |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you who have not organised this may leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I told you to book The Insult |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | No other band has such an exceptional performance! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who wants to see videos |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | YouTube is already full of them |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Pixelated VHS grade videos |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And the new ones are full of opinions |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I want quality and real performances |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Not any kind of virtual thing |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Maybe some guys from Tampere could replace... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They are full of s*it. They have a plastic skull |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We tried to call them several times |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Obviously not enough |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The singer even visits Berlin |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We could give him a microphone |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And a DAT recorder |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Then he could get the other guys to join |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And record a decent quality video |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Not a Trump opinionated sh*t |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | A performance with Acker Lo's video backgrounds |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Blueberry soup, lawn mover, electricity in a cage |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It is not too much to ask |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They have done it before |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Light show, smoke and best speakers |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Packaging tape, old TV's |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Those were the things they used in their best videos |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now TV's are flat, and you can't break them as nicely |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The contemporary music is all the same |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Nobody has the same sort of rage |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The background videos are everywhere |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He will calm down when old tapes are turned digital |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Cafe Nouveau does not even exist anymore |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They probably all work in other jobs |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | If they had one gig |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Or good quality old recording |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | For ex the one where they lost video stand |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That gig was exceptionally good |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Even though it was in Turku |
