| 00:00 - 00:03 | The DBAGs have responded to our incursions in the Wasteland |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have sent teams of four here... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...and over here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've prepared our teams of Fafnirs and FatMen to stop them... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...but so far, we have been unsuccessful in all of our matches. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Have you tried using kapkans? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Or Fuze drones? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | OFF Clan leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...we believe our 50-1 win ratio may have been somewhat inflated... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ...grossly inflated. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except Technoviking, DudestMonk, Gimpied, RockTheBiggun and two of you from random OFF clans. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The DBAGS are making us look like fools! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We go on and on about how we beat them... |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ..but on every map they tear us to pieces one by one! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We've tried every META build, every flavor of the month build but nothing works! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I want you to put your heads together... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ...and come up with something to restore our reputation! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Anything! More shotguns! More reapers! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Mammoths on hovers for fucks sakes! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Leader, no one can make mammoths on hovers work! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You fuckwit! Come up with something! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Leader, what about chords? We haven't tried using chords. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Chords? Chords? Are you fucking with me? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They've already destroyed us with chords!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Everything we throw at them... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ...they have countered, time and time again! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Get your heads out of your asses and find a new META! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | For fucks sakes! Now they are using MINION builds on us! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Fucking yellow MINIONS! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Monkeys, Crabs, Swans, Unicorns and now MINIONS! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm so tired of fighting them at 6900 PS, maybe it's time to back to 2500!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All 100 of the OFF clans are a laughing stock! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We need Porcupines and Scorpions. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Get out there and start farming some plastics and electronics. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's come to this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We have to fucking grind PVE so we can get OP weapons. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's the only way as epics and legendaries are no help. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Lord knows our skills aren't going to cut it alone. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Does anyone have any cash... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...so we can PTW??? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, with recent changes, uranium is dropping in price. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I wish the devs never nerfed hovers. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least we had a chance with learning how to pilot hovers... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ... and they are so much cheaper than Relics. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Our favorite powerscore has become too difficult... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ...and none of us have the cash to buy more relics |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Without improving our skill, all hope is lost |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's back to 2500 for us. |
