| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you can see there are several problems. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The first is a lawsuit from region 7. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The second is from the Ranger division. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The third is cronyism. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This is insane. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | The fuck is wrong with you people. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sir, we..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Although the secretaries are disgusting we cant help it |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Everyone outside except for the division directors. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is fucking ludicrous! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You get paid six figures and have nothing to do! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why cant we stop killing civilians? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Why cant we stop fucking each other? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | All this after I gave you new Expeditions! What the fuck? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the Expeditions gave us more room. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Its not fair. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Shut up! You killed somebody |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | All you had to do was show up |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Nepotism doesnt work if youre in prison. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How are we going to get past this huh? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We might have to actually work for our EEP now. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I cant live like that! We arent here to be real police. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now what? We send Troops to the border? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We already fucked their retirement |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The budget cant support lawsuits, nepotism and cronyism. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Atleast theres a fucking Rudys by HQ. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That chow hall we got is disgusting. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Some of you are going to have to retire, theyre on to us. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | KXAN will find out eventually |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now we have to fat shame people? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Most of you fat fucks wont make the 40 inch waist |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Then what? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Theres somebody girlfriend crying in the hallway now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | How much are we going to have to pay her? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Relax, OIG will get out of this again. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Im retiring soon so screw it |
