00:00 - 00:05 | So Dewper went to Mogroka and said "Hey, Boss! Let's make a Server" |
00:05 - 00:07 | "We can make it better than Tythus!" |
00:07 - 00:10 | Now, Mog had tried this before, and failed, |
00:11 - 00:16 | This time, they got the best coders they could, plugin after plugin developed, and rushed the server launch. |
00:17 - 00:21 | They forgot to turn off essentials for players. |
00:21 - 00:24 | No farms, |
00:29 - 00:31 | People Starving... |
00:31 - 00:34 | People /suicided to regain their hunger |
00:38 - 00:40 | The Chat... |
00:41 - 00:47 | And every time someone did, it notified everyone |
00:47 - 00:50 | So 10 minutes in |
00:50 - 00:56 | and it was just a constant spam of /suicides and /afks |
00:58 - 00:59 | You could fucking /tpa to people |
00:59 - 01:01 | Everyone's chat filled up, |
01:04 - 01:06 | Spam after spam after spam |
01:06 - 01:08 | People didn't understand how to talk in rp |
01:13 - 01:14 | And so, |
01:14 - 01:16 | Shit like "Hail Friend!" filled the chats |
01:16 - 01:20 | But there was no autoformatting |
01:21 - 01:27 | So it looked like a bunch of fucking noobs trying to write dialogue |
01:35 - 01:36 | You could /kit |
01:36 - 01:39 | and get unlimited stone tools |
01:41 - 01:44 | But seriously, the map was good, |
01:44 - 01:47 | They took alty's idea for racial spawns |
01:47 - 01:49 | And put four spawns on the map. |
01:50 - 01:53 | But no signs giving directions |
01:54 - 01:56 | Nobody, |
01:56 - 01:58 | Nobody knew where to fucking go, |
01:58 - 02:02 | So they all just stood around a patch of dirt |
02:05 - 02:07 | Trying to RP, |
02:10 - 02:11 | All in Global Chat |
02:11 - 02:13 | Fishy said, |
02:15 - 02:17 | Fishy said it was ass, |
02:17 - 02:20 | So kyle banned him from the server |
02:21 - 02:28 | It got so bad that people were leaving faster than they were joining |
02:29 - 02:30 | Did it reach 100 Players? |
02:30 - 02:32 | No, it got stuck at 95 |
02:36 - 02:39 | Even the staff were shitting on it |
02:40 - 02:42 | They had flaunted for months |
02:50 - 02:55 | That they had spent tons of money, gotten amazing coders, |
02:56 - 02:58 | None of them did chat work? |
02:58 - 03:04 | They spent all their time making custom weapons and runescape mining |
03:04 - 03:09 | They didn't even have the builds finished the day of launch |
03:09 - 03:11 | I had to build some myself |
03:16 - 03:20 | Too bad I forgot to put down signs |
03:23 - 03:26 | At least I wasn't the one who left essentials in |
03:31 - 03:36 | 20 minutes in and the server shut down |