| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have search for the perfect burger |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we have been to Burger King, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | McDonalds, Five Guys |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Johny Rockets, Wendys, White Castle |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Shake Shack, Kumas Corner and Hopdoggy Burger Bar |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sounds perfect |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I cannot wait to try some of these |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Errmmmm....... Andrew |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Errrr Andrew......... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We only went in burger king in the end |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It tasted good so we got you that |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who decided to go to Burger King stay here the rest of you go now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Burger King!!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Burger King you stupid twats |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Did you not read all over the news and in the papers |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | contaminated with horse meat |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I would rather eat my own shit |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | then to eat a burger from that shit hole |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | if i eat that crap I will be throwing up all night |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | like a scene from the movie The Exorcist |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Andrew Hartley you need to try one |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you trying to kill me you fucking wanker |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Andrew Hartley nothing wrong with a bit of horse |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I will eat it and be saying nay all the time |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | nay i tell ya |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | you could have gone to Maccy D's |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They are doing the grande big mac |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | with bacon and some fries and sweet curry sauce |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | that is a proper burger non of this horse meat crap |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | that will give you the shits for a month and a arse like a volcano |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | all I wanted was a good old burger |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | you can all piss of you bunch of wankers ruining my tea |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | somebody needs to go maccy ds please |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | before I end up getting withdrawal symptoms |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | burgers hmmmm burgers |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Burger King is like eating |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | your own shit, licking a girls minge after they have taken a piss |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | going out round town on a night out and having to much to drink |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | waking up in your bed in the morning |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | with someones arms around you and turning round |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and seeing someone that looks like susan boyle |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | we will go for a makeover tomorrow |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will go to maccy d's myself and I |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | will come back with one for you |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I will lace it in rat poision |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | hope you choke on it you prick |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | For the ones outside I have good news |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | good news for you lot i tell ya |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | the maccy d's are on me |
