| 00:01 - 00:07 | Today, our great leader Maccau |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Has today resigned for the greater good of the Liberial Kingdom of Britain And Northern Ireland |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | We will make sure he is remembered by our people |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | A celebration has been called |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | We will soon establish a Lib paradise |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Where only the Liberial Democrats will be the sole party |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | Do not expect an election soon. |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | We are the sole party |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Of this country |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | A parade would be held as the Supreme Leader |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Would make his last appointment for this cabinet |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | Long live our great Liberial Kingdom of Britain and Northern Ireland |
