| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Heffenwrecker jam was scheduled for 7:00 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | on Friday |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | At this location |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Beforehand we were to have wings at Red Heat |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | which is located nearby, right here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, I'm aware of the plans. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Please continue |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There is..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The drummer forgot that he had made plans with his wife that night |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The jam has been canceled. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave, except the event planners. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I was looking forward to this all week! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I was going to try the ultra fiery wings for the first time! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They were going to finish recording "Dream Date"! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They were going to let me contribute back up vocals!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I could have been harmonizing with Tom!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And sharing a beer with Craig!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You know he's always been my favorite!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, it is Valentine's Day. The wife must be appeased. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a flying fuck about Valentine's Day |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Maybe we can ask Goebbels if we can borrow his karaoke machine? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Karaoke is for fucking chumps! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I wanted to hear "Mower" |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and "Monkey" and "Wrinkle"! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and maybe even the space song about farts. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You know how well I understand his flatulent plight! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He's so young and strong and optimistic |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | but then it all comes crashing down because of the farts!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The farts, don't you understand??!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now instead I have to sit in here with you Merkin sniffing dolts. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I feel such a deep connection with their music. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It speaks to my soul. My inner soul. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It gives me strength, and power. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But now I get nothing. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | There will never be an opportunity like this again! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And all because of fucking Valentine's day. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Do you have any idea how cool this would have been? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I could have sat in with the band don't you understand? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Drank beers with the guys. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont' worry. I at least bought him the CD. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is the end. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have nothing left. *We* have nothing left. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Nothing. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I can't face another day. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Fetch me my boombox, and a 12 pack of Michelob Ultra |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That's Tom's favorite you know. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Leave me be. |
