00:00 - 00:03 | We will start the spotting in this region. |
00:04 - 00:05 | Explore adjoining wetlands |
00:05 - 00:07 | Migration is historically here that week |
00:08 - 00:12 | Snow chickens will die in great numbers |
00:12 - 00:15 | The piles of birds are anticipated to be massive |
00:17 - 00:19 | I must assure a good hunt |
00:19 - 00:21 | We must not fail. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Lead hunter... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Scott Carter... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Scott Carter is a real shitty shot |
00:34 - 00:36 | He is for comedic value. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Who can we rely on, to actually hit a bird. I must assemble a worthy team |
01:13 - 01:15 | Get me Deakin, |
01:15 - 01:17 | Shafer, Lorence... |
01:18 - 01:23 | Get Shafers boy, Aiden. Hell, some of them must by capable! |
01:25 - 01:28 | At least they are fun guys... |
01:29 - 01:31 | The American is crazy but |
01:31 - 01:34 | I know he'll kill what flies. He lives for that shit. |
01:34 - 01:37 | We have a reputation to uphold. |
01:37 - 01:40 | Do we have reservations at the bar yet? The ladies await Carters return. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Lead hunter, he has those shirts... |
01:42 - 01:46 | Thats what they love about him! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Lead hunter, Jody Lorence is coming too... |
01:48 - 01:52 | Well at least we have a handsome Sask rep. |
01:53 - 01:54 | What about the Shafers? |
01:56 - 01:57 | We need to show Paul Shafer |
01:57 - 02:00 | and his son, Aiden, birds and fun. |
02:00 - 02:03 | Sky chickens in piles and nights of shenanigans |
02:04 - 02:08 | Writing numbers with dead birds, like I see on youtube |
02:08 - 02:13 | It has to happen. Get me the guide that will make it happen! |
02:14 - 02:16 | And bring the good snacks! For fucks sake... |
02:17 - 02:21 | Bring good snacks. Any kale chips and you're dead. Salad equals no friends. |
02:27 - 02:29 | This is an expedition of manly men |
02:30 - 02:34 | Guns, jokes, ballbusting... manly shit |
02:34 - 02:36 | Do you understand? |
02:41 - 02:42 | This trip must be epic. |
02:43 - 02:47 | Only the best of hunting and comraderie followed by evening festivites. |
02:48 - 02:53 | This has been in the works for many months. Find the geese. |
02:54 - 02:56 | We can count on cheap beer and fine dining |
02:56 - 02:59 | Outlook knows we are coming... |
03:00 - 03:02 | They will give us the keys to the town! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Svetlana, Carter can't be that bad of a shot |
03:14 - 03:16 | At least accomodations |
03:19 - 03:23 | are world class, spa quality. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Correct? |
03:31 - 03:33 | Those fuckers better be shooting clays |
03:40 - 03:46 | Deak, coming all the way from Wisconsin |
03:46 - 03:49 | Lorence from Regina. Shafers from Edmonton |
03:53 - 03:56 | Birds must die |