00:00 - 00:03 | We've confirmed the color is Pumpernickel |
00:04 - 00:05 | from different Churches |
00:05 - 00:07 | located here, here and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | They have already started painting |
00:12 - 00:15 | the walls on the inside. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Pumpernickel |
00:19 - 00:21 | I Looove Pumpernickel |
00:24 - 00:26 | But Sir |
00:27 - 00:28 | He |
00:31 - 00:33 | He decided to |
00:34 - 00:36 | paint it red instead |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except for Senior staff leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHO TOLD HIM TO PAINT IT RED?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | PUMPERNICKEL IS NOT RED?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | HE THINKS HE CAN CHANGE THINGS WITHOUT CONSULTING ANYONE!!! |
01:25 - 01:28 | THAT SECRETARY WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE SURE HE DIDN'T STRAY FROM THE PLAN |
01:29 - 01:31 | SHE IS USELESS |
01:31 - 01:34 | I WANT THE COLOR CHANGED TO PUMPERNICKEL RIGHT NOW |
01:34 - 01:37 | HOW DARE HE PAINT IT RED!! |
01:37 - 01:40 | THAT'S NOT ITS GOING HAPPEN ON MY WATCH!! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir, Red IS A REMINDER OF PASSOVER |
01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T CARE ABOUT PASSOVER!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | BUT SIR, HE'S A DESIGNER |
01:48 - 01:52 | EVERYONE THINKS THEY'RE A DESIGNER |
01:53 - 01:54 | ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN |
01:56 - 01:57 | I JUST HAD ONE REQUEST |
01:57 - 02:00 | TO PAINT IT PUMPERNICKEL BROWN |
02:00 - 02:03 | BROWN ALL OVER |
02:04 - 02:08 | I WANT IT TO BE PUMPERNICKEL |
02:08 - 02:13 | FROM THE FLOOR ALL THE WAY TO THE CEILINGS |
02:14 - 02:16 | EVERY WALL COVERED IN BROWN!! |
02:17 - 02:21 | WE DID THE RESEARCH AND HE CHANGED IT |
02:27 - 02:29 | I MEAN, THAT WAS THE ORIGINAL COLOR |
02:30 - 02:34 | WE DISCUSSED IT, AND HE CHANGED IT |
02:34 - 02:36 | HE KNEW IT WAS MY FAVORITE COLOR |
02:41 - 02:42 | YOU CAN'T JUST CHANGE COLORS |
02:43 - 02:47 | THAT HAVE BEEN THERE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS |
02:48 - 02:53 | PUMPERNICKEL IS THE ORIGINAL COLOR |
02:54 - 02:56 | HECK, RED IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE DOORS |
02:56 - 02:59 | THE DOORS WERE ORIGINALLY RED |
03:00 - 03:02 | AND HE CHANGED THAT TOO!! |
03:04 - 03:07 | THERE, THERE. DON'T CRY, I KNOW YOU MISS THE RED DOORS. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Everything is changing |
03:19 - 03:23 | Even Cameron Diaz wore his shorts. |
03:25 - 03:26 | They were cute. |
03:31 - 03:33 | I mean, I kinda wished he had given me a pair |
03:40 - 03:46 | why does she get to wear cute shorts and not me. |
03:46 - 03:49 | I would look cute in pumpernickel shorts |
03:53 - 03:56 | That's all I really wanted |