| 00:00 - 00:03 | Colonel, The linebattle is about to begin. Tails is splitting up the companies. |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | Kraut is here and the is commanding B company. |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | caption text here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Canuck for C. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You will take the recruits. Augustus is gone so Renzo will command A |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The enemy consists of 54th, 1st Yince, and 4 3eVolt members. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Should be easy. Tell Renzo i don't have him on whisper. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So Clockwork should lead. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Hugo. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Renzo |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Renzo is leading the line and we are half ways out of spawn. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I recommend adding him to your whisperlist |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I only want Sixgun, Clockwork, and Kraut. Erbody else GTFO |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I am leading recruits! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | While I'm leading recruits our CSM is leading A! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And I don't even have him on my fucking wisper list! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Clockwork, You need to take command of A |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Tell Renzo he is retarded. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And Renzo is standing in front of my line, making me hold fire for a solid minute |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | My men had good shots, and I couldn't fucking do anything! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Then he gets shot to shit and gets all of A killed. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Hugo, He's new, give him a break! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK NO! You can't just lead a company to death in 3 seconds and keep comanding! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir He is the highest rank in A company. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I though I told Clock to lead A! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We need to do a damn officer training! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Now Clock isn't responding! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Get Canuck to lead A and give C command to Tails! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And with god's grace we can turn the tide of this sodimisation! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And with our shit luck and this rain we're basically already dead! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And if I could just get these fucking recruits to left wheel I would shit myself! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They are so fucking retarded. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They can't shoot for shit, They couldn't fight a duck in melee! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Sometimes I just get pissed. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And I want to rip out Augustuses throat. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And wear it as a scarf trophy. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That was mean. sorry. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But we're the biggest most professinal regiment! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And all these melee gods choose shitty troll regiments. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We just need to find away to train them. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But no one in the 29th knows how to fucking melee! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'm trying to get the guys involved but everyone is playing Zargofuck fuck! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's Ok renzo, he's trying to quit chewing. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's been 3 hours now. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And I just want to do something with my mouth. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | stfu dropout. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I want to be done. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell Renzo I'm sorry and I'm just really mad. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I need to go lift bros. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm going to get swol. |
