| 00:00 - 00:03 | Bro we are here to discuss the results of Sundays game. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | On Sunday evening |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | you were going to the party |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | you fell asleep in the car |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | you missed the Super Bowl |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ok, ok, just tell me who won. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | please don't say the Patriots again. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Bro... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the winner was.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sir I regret to inform you that the Patriots won |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They defeated the L.A. Rams 13 - 3. |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | I need all fans of the other 31 teams that didn't win to leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Mother fucking Patriots! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | GOD DAMN Patriots! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'm so sick of those mother fucking smug cheaters |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | especially that fucking Tom Brady! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm so tired of the same old shit. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | So overrated. How did they beat the RAMS? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They did so well all year. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | 13 to fucking 3? What kind of Super Bowl was that?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir it was a display of defensive power. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck defensive power, people want dominant scoring teams. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Bro it was so close and there was a rushing TD. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No one watches the Super Bowl to see a low scoring game. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Are you fucking stupid? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How can Brady be called the GOAT. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Brady didn't even throw a TD in the game. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now I am kind of glad I fell asleep. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Do you have any idea how pissed I would have been watching that crap? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I probably would have broken the TV, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | then have to buy a new one. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Everyone else wanted to see the Kansas City Chiefs |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least they could fucking score more. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Thank you ....for not waking me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I dodged a bullet by missing the game. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We need new blood |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Not the god damn fucking Patriots again and again. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Who do we have to pay off to have new teams? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Any team but the Patriots. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I would rather sell out and root for the Seahawks, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | the Cardinals, or even the Cleveland Browns. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay....he doesn't know about Maroon 5's show. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Even the Dallas Cowboys could score more than 13 points. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Sucks to have such a shitty Super Bowl. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | How was halftime? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Not worth discussing really. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I guess sleeping through the game was better than watching it. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Hopefully the commercials were a decent distraction. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's hope things change next season. |
