| 00:00 - 00:03 | We just received major intel that Rooster |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | won't attend tour in Wisconsin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | or New York or in Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He claims that he has some plans to attend a twerk party |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | or it could be a DOCKING party, I don't know the Dif |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | please, explain to me... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | why is this more important? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My commander |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ROOSTER |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ROOSTER, thinks phish sold out! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He wants to open his own Twerk Studio |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Holy Shit, I didn't see this coming? If you have a vagina, leave now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Char, and Puffy planned a lovely weekend |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | of delightful music and twerking in wisconsin |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now Rooster, wants to freelance and jack off in god knows what state? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I bet he will also be docking without them too! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What the Fuck! I'm Pissed |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He best not bail out on New Years Eve too! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Puffy has been practicing a new Twerk dance all year |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I also think he has been Docking a shit ton too! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I just love the way Puffy Twerks with me! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Damn Right! He's gotten so good at the Twerk since being introduced |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Commander, he is also an expert Docker |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well No Shit ! I have been having dock sessions, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | with him all year! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He and Char have been looking |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | forward to Summer Tour all winter |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and Rooster Decides to pull this shit! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I am going to pound his butt like no other, with no lube |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | i dont even want to hear his new song "Bitch Fuck" anymore |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And I love that fucking song! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Im deleting "Gonna Eat your ass" from my playlist too! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I bet Char and Puffy hear 'Foam' and 'Harpua' too |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Alpine Valley is gonna be off the Hizz--ook this summer! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It'll be the best set, since the shockers |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I need some "L" right now... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | or maybe just some magic cookies that Char makes me all the time. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I wanna start the Pre-Party by sniffing glue right now! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I just wish I could sniff glue with Rooster |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | or at least Twerk with him once this year! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I havent buttsexed once this year, you know that? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's Lying! He buttsexed me this morning! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I cant wait for a cold beer at Alpine |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and some dank fucking veggie burritos |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "who's got my molly"? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Anybody? You Assholes! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I didnt think so...Rooster always has molly or L |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and now he's Twerking in Carolina, or some bullshit! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God, will i miss him! |
