| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ok, Ranis. We just came back. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Here's our Japan report. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We landed in Tokyo. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All the shows were absolutely great. I must say the band did very well. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | As you see on the map - we basically played all around the town. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, I see, OK. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | But you were streaming all the time, right? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ranis... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Streaming... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Streaming was impossible, because we didn't have good internet there. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We bought a card, but the connection was bad |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Zoe, Pervis, Moe, Cash, Bones stay. The rest fuck off. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking joking?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Bad internet connection? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is fucking Japan, not Kambodia! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Is this the level of ambition we have in this group? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | A fucking monkey with a tablet could stream, but not you! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Retarded monkey with one leg |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This whole trip was supposed to be on fucking Twitch, this is a joke! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We will never be internet superstars because of this! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Ranis, we tried four different internet cards... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Pervis, shut the fuck up! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ranis, but we made great shows... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think I give a fuck about your shows...? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck the shows |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you even understand the potential of new technologies? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | People are having millions of viewers |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And I want Rednex to have BILLION viewers |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | TWO fucking billion. And we would already have that |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If you weren't fucking around, instead of doing your job |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And playing with your dicks all the time |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I wish I fucking sent Jeffrey there, at least he'd fucking film it |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Zoe's tits would be a hit on Twitch |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Everyone would massage their penis |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And make self-rape |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Bad wi-fi... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You go to a land of technology and you have fucking problems with technology |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Were you raised in a fucking cave? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All the internet fame is now gone |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Rednex would be more famous than AIDS or Justin Bieber |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But you obviously dont want it, idiots |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, Misty. I'll buy you a doughnut later |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I wish you all died there |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | So I could replace you with less retarded people |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Who will actually care for semi-clothes |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We are fucked |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We will never be famous again, so have fun playing in Germany |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | On fucking Bratwurst festivals for the rest of your lousy life |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...if Wolfi will even book you |
