| 00:00 - 00:03 | Are we all ready for the ACB exam? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It will take two and a half hours. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and take place on Tottenham Court Road |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Make sure to bring a pen and calculator. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If not, please proceed to Waterstones to buy one. Here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, I've been looking forward to this. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I've read through all the slides. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Janky... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Have you done a... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | A pre-disclosed question... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Chaperones or NTF-2... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you have memorised an essay... Leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK MY Gs |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOURE MEANT TO HELP ME |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I WORK 129 HOUR SHIFTS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND GET £4 AN HOUR FOR IT |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Its okeh beta |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ALL YOU BOYS DO IS PLAY HEARTHSTONE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND EAT SHITTY NANDOS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Janky you barely come to lectures we can't teach you everything. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IM NOT ASKING FOR EVERYTHING. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Janky we thought you knew... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You shouldn't assume I know anything |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | niggas |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I don't see you running Tescos 24/7 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And now you tell me I have to revise chaperones |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and what the fuck is NTF-2 |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I don't even know any references |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | or what a fucking chaperone is. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why can't the exam just be on eating ass |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Then at least I would get 70% |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Or about Arsenal |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Or about Messi. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Something Im passionate about |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Instead I do Biomedicine |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | AND I DONT EVEN WANT TO BE A DOCTOR. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Thats all we are |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Failed medics. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Even the shitty Molecular Biology Lot |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | FAILED MEDICS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Thats so true Jay |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe we should stop trying. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Drop a year like the others. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It can't be that bad |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Or start from year 1. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least I can use a pipette. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I miss PSB |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I miss Areda |
