| 00:00 - 00:03 | Where's Paladin's office? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I think it is here. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | No, it is here, no, there, I think |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Its actually on an island |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | A shack, on Kangaroo island to be exact. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | A fucking island? Really? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Who else tendered for the contract? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | No one |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We had to give then $10 million to start up |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | So far we have given them $420 million |
| 00:53 - 00:55 | Why am I surrounded by such incompetence? |
| 00:56 - 01:06 | All of you except Dutton, Frydenburg and Pyne. get outa here! |
| 01:13 - 01:17 | Fucking $443 mill to your mates on the Great Barrier Reef! Now this! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Tim fucking Wilson calling in his rellies on government business! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Barnaby rooting everything in his office! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You Dutton! and your fucking au pairs! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Melissa Price pissing off the Pacific. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Stuart Roberts with a $22,000 Internet bill |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Fuck! Don't get me started on Stuart Roberts! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, but we have stopped the boats. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We don't want to stop the fucking boats now. Idiot! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, we can let a few slip through. I can call the Bundesmarine |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How do you think that's going to look? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Do you want to make me look like Trump-lite? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Fuck! Why can't this place be like Hillsong? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It's ordered and everyone does as they are told. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We sing and praise the lord |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now it's like hell |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Who let these women in? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What the fuck are they doing here? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They're the cause of all our problems |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I remember when I was in advertising |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You can only spin your way so far |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and then you have to rely on substance to go further |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We don't have any fucking substance |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I had a great vision for this country |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | In my image |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But all I get is sheer incompetence and stupidity. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | At least Andrew "sugar daddy" Broad had the decency to resign. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You lot just hang around and keep fucking up. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Barnaby hasn't resigned. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We have an election coming up |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We need to look good. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | To do that we have to stop fucking up. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Next one to fuck up goes to the back bench |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We need to scare the Australian public. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Call the Bundesmarine. Get some boats through |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Do it now. |
