| 00:00 - 00:03 | We sent the team into the RELAY area of Apex |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Its a fortified industrial complex |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Notice the concentration of loot. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Plenty of weapons and armor for the whole team |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The team will have no problems with holding the area. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent plan |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Which team did we send into the area? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | VodkaOverLord... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | VodkaOverLord and R1DDLE OF STEEL |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | WPGunner was with them as well |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except my Generals please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WPGunner WAS WITH THE TEAM??!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHY DID WPGunner JOIN THE TEAM??!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | EVERYONE KNOWS WPGunner HOOVERS LOOT!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | HE CONSTANTLY HITS THE X BUTTON |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HE RUNS MILES AWAY FROM HIS TEAM |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WE HAVE PLENTY OF TEAMS THAT DONT SUCK |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHY DO WE PUT THESE DUMMIES TOGETHER?!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | iGOT BEER FARTS JUST CHANGED HIS DAMN NAME AGAIN! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Leader his name was stupid and not funny |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHO GIVES A CRAP?! ITS STILL STUPID! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader but VodkaOverLord was the healer |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | HEALER?! HE CANT HEAL THE SORES ON MY ASS!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THIS TEAM SUCKS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WHY?!!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WPGunner's A HOARDER! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | VodkaOverLord LIKES DIVISION 2! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND R1DDLE OF STEEL?? IS THAT A SEX TOY?!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WHO THE HELL ARE THESE DUMMIES??? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | MY GOD I HATE THESE GUYS! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | DRAG ALL THREE OF THEM HERE AND CUT THEIR DICKS OFF! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All I ask is we win one damn game |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I know deep in my black soul we can win |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We have every advantage |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | even better then the jews |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | These three dummies get on my damn nerves |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The minute you said their names |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I knew R1DDLE OF STEEL rage quit |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and VodkaOverLord would bust his balls |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and WPGunner would hoover the shit out of everything! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont cry WPGunner wont hoover you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I am so tired of all of this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we should make a human centipede out of them |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | VodkaOverLord |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | that bastard should be the caboose |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | VodkaOverLord, R1DDLE OF STEEL and WPGunner |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | they are plain zero's |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | three dummies... |
