| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, the marketing department has come up with a fantastic concept for our new gurnsey |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It represents the chardonay set of Glenelg, Norwood, North and Sturt |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And even the ferrals down at Elizabeth, West and Noarlunga will like this |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The eagles, well the are just a composite club so we didnt worry about them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We have all of South Australia covered |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Triggy is a smart man.... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Tee up another cover photo with The Advertiser |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Triggy.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Triggy didnt organise it.... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was Nigel.... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever authorised this, stay. Everyone else.... Out... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck were you thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Nigle fucking Smart??? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | There is no such position as "Chief Operating Officer" |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We made that position up just to shut him up! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened every time he opened his mouth before a Showdown.... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That mob down at Alberton tore us a new asshole! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Please tell me he consulted the SANFL Comission and the clubs? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Nigel said there was no need to consult the Commission... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | If he fucks this one up im going to cancel his hair transplant! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, i think you underestimate Smarty.... he is a great man. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Nigel Smart is a buffoon!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Everything he touches turns to shit |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We only just got over Tippet Gate |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Then it was the "19th Man" debacle |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | what the fuck is a "19th Man"?? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Imagine if our fair weather fans actually barraked for us |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | instead of fucking knitting sweatters |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And that asshole of a coach Sanderson |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Where the fuck is the game plan? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | JPod and Betts...... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They have a combined aged of 102!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We need Tex |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How many times do i need to say Josh Jenkins is not the answer |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Built like Tarzan.... plays like Jane |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | F@#king soft-cock. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We'd be better off if he broke his leg again |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Then i could shove it up Nigel's ass! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Nigel likes that sort of thing |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All this Port Adelaide feelgood stuff is getting to me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least when this gurnsey is approved |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Order is restored |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We will get one up on Port |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Has someone ordered one for me? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I want to strut onto Adelaide Oval and stick it right up them. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Im sure Smarty will come through. |
