00:00 - 00:03 | Your mom made pasta salad again last night. |
00:04 - 00:05 | I told her you said no pinto beans! |
00:05 - 00:07 | She used them anyway... |
00:08 - 00:12 | I told her you wouldn't be happy about this... |
00:12 - 00:15 | And that you hate pinto beans. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Let me get this straight. |
00:19 - 00:21 | She used pinto beans? |
00:24 - 00:26 | I'm afraid so... |
00:27 - 00:28 | She... |
00:31 - 00:33 | She used two whole cans of pinto beans. |
00:34 - 00:36 | She did use extra cheese like you asked though... |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who likes pinto beans, get the hell out of this room. Right now. I mean it. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is she thinking? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Using pinto beans in MY pasta salad! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Time and time again I tell her no pinto beans! |
01:25 - 01:28 | And what does she do? Uses two fucking cans! |
01:29 - 01:31 | TWO CANS! |
01:31 - 01:34 | When she asks me to make her a sandwich with no mayo. Do I put mayo? |
01:34 - 01:37 | No! Of course not! |
01:37 - 01:40 | She doesn't like mayo, so I don't use it. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Should I tell her you don't want it? |
01:42 - 01:46 | What the hell is that gonna do? It's already made! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, maybe she can remake the pasta salad. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck the pasta salad. |
01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck her, and fuck the pasta salad. |
01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual. |
01:57 - 02:00 | "Ok, I won't use pinto beans this time" |
02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes honey, I'll make it just the way you like it" |
02:04 - 02:08 | Why am I not surprised? |
02:08 - 02:13 | She doesn't make anything the way I like it anymore. |
02:14 - 02:16 | I ask for french onion soup, what do I get? |
02:17 - 02:21 | Beef broth with no fucking onions. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Let me ask you a question. |
02:30 - 02:34 | How do you make french onion soup with no onions? |
02:34 - 02:36 | The answer is "you can't" |
02:41 - 02:42 | I've had enough. |
02:43 - 02:47 | There's only one thing I can do. Stab her in the neck. |
02:48 - 02:53 | She disobeyed me again. She needs to be stabbed in the neck or throat area. |
02:54 - 02:56 | This is horseshit. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Does she even know who am I? What I'm capable of! |
03:00 - 03:02 | That bitch is gonna pay. Pay with her life! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Did you just realize you made the same mistake with your husband? |
03:14 - 03:16 | I guess killing her really isn't an option. |
03:19 - 03:23 | It'll make me feel better at the time, but I think I'll regret it. |
03:25 - 03:26 | One thing I think I can do... |
03:31 - 03:33 | Her cat just had kittens. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I'll just have to talk to the bitch, and tell her what will happen if she fails me one more time. |
03:46 - 03:49 | And I'll tell you this, if she screws this up again... |
03:53 - 03:56 | I'll be burning a litter of kittens. |