| 00:00 - 00:03 | Clemson is poised for greatness once again . . . |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They completed another perfect regular season, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | . . . including the usual win over your Gamecocks. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | After winning the ACC and decimating Notre Dame in the semi-final, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | they secured the opportunity to once again face Alabama for all the schnitzels. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is disheartening however . . . |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | . . . Bama is the best team ever. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer . . . |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Tigers . . . |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Tigers beat Alabama beyond all recognition. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The final was 44-16. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you don't believe Rod Gardner pushed off, then leave the room right now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 15-AND-FREAKING-0 !!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Now theyre a frickin DYNASTY!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We cant even fall back on that pathetic SEC shtick anymore - |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | . . . as if the Belk Bowl didn't kill it already. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Do you realize what all this means? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It means that bloody Chicken Curse is actually a THING! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Black Magic, an SEC East title, Fear the Thumb, - |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | . . . no matter what we do, they bitch-slap us back to reality every time! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We won five years in a row not so long ago |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Yes, and that was the Mount Everest of our entire lame-ass history! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But it was progress, and Muschamp is recruiting so well |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You moron! I guess you still think we're cycling in! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Wake up and smell the misery! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Clemson is NOT cycling out |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | they're simply reloading so that we can fear their OTHER THUMB, |
| 02:00 - 02:04 | and if you think they're suck-shaming us NOW, just wait 'till it's eight or nine in a row! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All this makes 63-17 look like a weekend at Disneyland! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I never imagined that being a Gamecock fan would become so wretched, so utterly and pitifully hopeless, |
| 02:13 - 02:17 | that I would longingly reminisce about the Danny Ford era. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | For crying out loud, Dabo used to sell real estate! Now he owns everything in sight! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | For decades I had deja vu nightmares - |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | - about 1981 - that I JUST started to shake off a few years ago. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Then THIS crap happens. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | One minute . . . |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | that BOZO cheery-ass coach is losing to Spurrier like there's no tomorrow, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | . . . and the next minute, theyre piling up playoff wins as frequently as we lose to Kentucky! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How the hell does Dabo even DO that? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why can't we JUST ONCE have a taste of that kind of glory? |
| 02:59 - 03:02 | Our last CONFERENCE title was the year of the MOON LANDING! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We're still in the SEC. |
| 03:04 - 03:05 | It's alright. |
| 03:14 - 03:15 | Maybe next season will be better. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They are losing several key players from their defense. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That should help. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Off-season will be a bitch. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if Muschamp doesn't get his shit together soon, he'll find himself enrolled in Saban's Acadamey of Recycled Coaches. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | How's that for "cycling out?" |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Long live the SEC. |
