| 00:00 - 00:03 | Those fucking East Coast Mafia scrubs are kicking me in the balls on PY again. |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | caption text here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have posted about the heads |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | my drinking, and johnTA's calculators. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With all this time on their hands, none of them have real jobs except that filthy rich plumber |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I'm worried that once THEY start drinking we'll really catch hell |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Lil Jack's a tipsy doodle check book glory pass racer. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Find someone with a running CV1 motor to really crack his ass hard |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We don't have a single TTFMF CV1 combo running yet |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Not one single car |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that doesn't have a CV1 Channel pass, get the hell out now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck are you douchebags thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Talking all this shit on PY? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And not one CV1 combo to line up against Kinsler, Leech, or Lil Jack? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What the hell did you think would happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now we have to listen to their unending bullshit until next season! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | CV1's were supposed to be a step up from those obsolete dinosaur eheads |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | CV1's were not designed to be a full-on race head until we had a chance to fully develop the program |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But no, you had to call out Langer and promise a 1000 HP N/A before you even hit the dyno |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But we thought GreatGTO's photo was actually a real engine |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And now we are ridiculed about engine stands, timeslips, drinking and even punctuation at times! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We just wanted some love and respect from the ECM....... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't want to hear another word about the ECM and their stupid dyno tests and timeslips! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Don't the flow charts and calculators show we have the greatest potential? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm sick and tired of listening to the ECM bullshit! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It's always "show me the dyno results" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Or "show me the goddamn timeslip" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And now our best chance of silencing the ECM is Kinsler's pitbitch bad69bird? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Can you imagine the crap we'll have to endure if he actually lays down a decent number? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'll probably even have to give him a free phucking CV1 channel pass |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And then those assholes on PZ will start in on us again! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Or maybe we should just design another port......... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A port to surpass the other 43 we have released already combined |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The port to end all ports......... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If only it was that fucking simple |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We'd still need to get a car down the track at some point |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And now Lil Jack's got a set of Visner billets for next year |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Awwww, who the fuck am I kidding? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | With those bling bling billets all we'll see of him next year is taillights |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | With all the shit talking coming our way they'll have to shut down the PY Race Forum from all the bitching and whining |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, you can always go to yellowbullet like when you were banned from PY before |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Face it, we just need to get a fucking car down the track this year |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Not just photos of sasquatch engines and bullshit flow charts |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We need a running and driving CV car |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Anything less is failure. It may be a distasteful solution........... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But it's our only option |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Get that chromedome Kinsler on the phone |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | He can have his free CV2's |
