| 00:00 - 00:03 | It is time for the AFC divisional round |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Chiefs vs. the Colts |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | At arrowhead in Kansas City? |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Yes |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Some are saying its going to snow |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | There may be no in the area |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | But that wont be a problem |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Some are saying the Chiefs |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | will lose |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | that they are cursed |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and the colts will dominate |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who agrees the Chiefs will win get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU THINK THE CHIEFS WILL LOSE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They are the #1 seed |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The colts haven't beat a top offense all year |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The Colts pass defense is worse than the Chiefs |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You're safe, Hunt is gone |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Have you forgot about Patrick Mahomes |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He threw for 50 tds and 500 yards |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He's an All Pro |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But hes never won a playoff game |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | This is his first opportunity you idiot |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But the colts have a great offensive line |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The Chiefs have Justin Houston |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And Dee Ford |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And Chris Jones |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The line will not be able to handle that |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Do not tell me about how Andrew Luck will have time to throw |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Did someone say Andrew Luck |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Hes dreamy |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The Chiefs will crush him |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They will make your dreamy QB into a pile of bones |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The Chiefs have been the best team in the AFC all year |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I know their history in the playoffs is bad |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But they are strong this year |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Andy Reid has learned from the past |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He will not blow clock management |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He will not use random timeouts |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He has learned to use the challenge flag |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Travis Kelce will not get hurt |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and miss the rest of the game |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Kelce is a beautiful man |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The Chiefs are going to win |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have no doubt in my mind |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And they'll make the Super Bowl |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Yes I said Super Bowl |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | This is their year |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Mahomes is a wizard |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The defense will make enough plays |
