We know the package left China some days ago
It was last seen somewhere in Germany
Just south of Berlin on an unmarked truck
We have tried emailing Noor but...
No answer from him for a week or so
And it definitely had a label on it?
The big square one addressed to me?
Err... we think so don't we steiner?
We think it is Willows fault..
They told me it was on the way
and, and I believed them boss
Women, children, snowflakes, leave the room now
For fuck sake, where are my carbon mirrors
How much longer must I wait!
fucking no good, drop shipping bastards
Order online she said
Where's the bitch responsible?
Well where the fuck are they?
Day after day of waiting
driving around with shitty fucking silver mirrors
It's not my fault the cunt is busy on fucking youtube
I don't give a fuck you bellend
I'm doing my best boss
Do fucking more, get down there now
Find him, get a refund
Go to Jack at AutoID like I asked originally
I could have had them by now
fitted and forgot about
could have been driving Eva around town
doing burnouts down the Kurfürstendamm
but no, I have nothing for my money
Why the fuck am I waiting
while they ponce around online
And why was I not told about the Motech stance?
The Motech stance no less
Spacers, spoilers, splitters..
More kit than you can shake a stick at
warranty friendly, and fucking exclusive
I fucking want one
and I want it now!
Find me the bitch who fucked the order
Don't worry, Motech will sort it
All my life
wanting to be different, special
My chance to have what no one else had
A limited edition, do you hear me?
Did I not deserve number 001
Have I treated people that badly?
Fuck willow, fuck motech, it's over.