00:00 - 00:03 | We know the package left China some days ago |
00:04 - 00:05 | It was last seen somewhere in Germany |
00:05 - 00:07 | Just south of Berlin on an unmarked truck |
00:08 - 00:12 | We have tried emailing Noor but... |
00:12 - 00:15 | No answer from him for a week or so |
00:17 - 00:19 | And it definitely had a label on it? |
00:19 - 00:21 | The big square one addressed to me? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Err... we think so don't we steiner? |
00:27 - 00:28 | We think it is Willows fault.. |
00:31 - 00:33 | They told me it was on the way |
00:34 - 00:36 | and, and I believed them boss |
00:53 - 00:58 | Women, children, snowflakes, leave the room now |
01:13 - 01:15 | For fuck sake, where are my carbon mirrors |
01:15 - 01:17 | How much longer must I wait! |
01:18 - 01:23 | fucking no good, drop shipping bastards |
01:25 - 01:28 | Order online she said |
01:29 - 01:31 | Where's the bitch responsible? |
01:31 - 01:34 | Well where the fuck are they? |
01:34 - 01:37 | Day after day of waiting |
01:37 - 01:40 | driving around with shitty fucking silver mirrors |
01:40 - 01:42 | It's not my fault the cunt is busy on fucking youtube |
01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck you bellend |
01:46 - 01:48 | I'm doing my best boss |
01:48 - 01:52 | Do fucking more, get down there now |
01:53 - 01:54 | Find him, get a refund |
01:56 - 01:57 | Go to Jack at AutoID like I asked originally |
01:57 - 02:00 | I could have had them by now |
02:00 - 02:03 | fitted and forgot about |
02:04 - 02:08 | could have been driving Eva around town |
02:08 - 02:13 | doing burnouts down the Kurfürstendamm |
02:14 - 02:16 | but no, I have nothing for my money |
02:17 - 02:21 | Why the fuck am I waiting |
02:27 - 02:29 | while they ponce around online |
02:30 - 02:34 | And why was I not told about the Motech stance? |
02:34 - 02:36 | The Motech stance no less |
02:41 - 02:42 | Spacers, spoilers, splitters.. |
02:43 - 02:47 | More kit than you can shake a stick at |
02:48 - 02:53 | warranty friendly, and fucking exclusive |
02:54 - 02:56 | I fucking want one |
02:56 - 02:59 | and I want it now! |
03:00 - 03:02 | Find me the bitch who fucked the order |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Motech will sort it |
03:14 - 03:16 | All my life |
03:19 - 03:23 | wanting to be different, special |
03:25 - 03:26 | My chance to have what no one else had |
03:31 - 03:33 | A limited edition, do you hear me? |
03:40 - 03:46 | Did I not deserve number 001 |
03:46 - 03:49 | Have I treated people that badly? |
03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck willow, fuck motech, it's over. |