00:00 - 00:03We know the package left China some days ago
00:04 - 00:05It was last seen somewhere in Germany
00:05 - 00:07Just south of Berlin on an unmarked truck
00:08 - 00:12We have tried emailing Noor but...
00:12 - 00:15No answer from him for a week or so
00:17 - 00:19And it definitely had a label on it?
00:19 - 00:21The big square one addressed to me?
00:24 - 00:26Err... we think so don't we steiner?
00:27 - 00:28We think it is Willows fault..
00:31 - 00:33They told me it was on the way
00:34 - 00:36and, and I believed them boss
00:53 - 00:58Women, children, snowflakes, leave the room now
01:13 - 01:15For fuck sake, where are my carbon mirrors
01:15 - 01:17How much longer must I wait!
01:18 - 01:23fucking no good, drop shipping bastards
01:25 - 01:28Order online she said
01:29 - 01:31Where's the bitch responsible?
01:31 - 01:34Well where the fuck are they?
01:34 - 01:37Day after day of waiting
01:37 - 01:40driving around with shitty fucking silver mirrors
01:40 - 01:42 It's not my fault the cunt is busy on fucking youtube
01:42 - 01:46I don't give a fuck you bellend
01:46 - 01:48I'm doing my best boss
01:48 - 01:52Do fucking more, get down there now
01:53 - 01:54Find him, get a refund
01:56 - 01:57Go to Jack at AutoID like I asked originally
01:57 - 02:00I could have had them by now
02:00 - 02:03fitted and forgot about
02:04 - 02:08could have been driving Eva around town
02:08 - 02:13doing burnouts down the Kurfürstendamm
02:14 - 02:16but no, I have nothing for my money
02:17 - 02:21Why the fuck am I waiting
02:27 - 02:29while they ponce around online
02:30 - 02:34And why was I not told about the Motech stance?
02:34 - 02:36The Motech stance no less
02:41 - 02:42Spacers, spoilers, splitters..
02:43 - 02:47More kit than you can shake a stick at
02:48 - 02:53warranty friendly, and fucking exclusive
02:54 - 02:56I fucking want one
02:56 - 02:59and I want it now!
03:00 - 03:02Find me the bitch who fucked the order
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, Motech will sort it
03:14 - 03:16All my life
03:19 - 03:23wanting to be different, special
03:25 - 03:26My chance to have what no one else had
03:31 - 03:33A limited edition, do you hear me?
03:40 - 03:46Did I not deserve number 001
03:46 - 03:49Have I treated people that badly?
03:53 - 03:56Fuck willow, fuck motech, it's over.