| 00:00 - 00:03 | The SCU handbook states community fines are distributed |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | equally among all residents |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | when damages are made by others |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | in SCU's community spaces like the kitchens and lounges |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | even if you had no role in such damages. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm certain I can be exempted |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | by such sinister fees. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The SCU CF |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | stated that you will be charged a full $4. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | No Exceptions. Even to you, mein Führer. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Would all of the English, Arts, Music, and Philosophy Majors step outside please? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck! What the fuck is this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Those fucking English majors can't operate a stove |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and I am being punished as a retard with them? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can't believe this shit. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They should all burn in hell! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I am a chemical engineer to graduate in 3 years. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | These dumbasses are putting me in greater debt |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Just because they don't know how basic circuits work? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the stove was fireless; Blame the engineer! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | STFU you Oxford Boy! 21th Ranking Bitch! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's Emory sir. Harvard of the South. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You morons put everything into coke. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | $4 Billion in endowments gone! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All that's left are Bank of America accountants. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | who can't even handle bonds correctly. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Leaving them with $40K jobs. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Even the clueless SCU philosophers can trade better than all of you |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Just look at how smart they are to charge everyone $4 |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It'll take 2 shifts at Mcdonald's to pay that shit off. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | So you fucking Emory and Liberal Arts Majors can sleep in the Gulag with Papa Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I study very hard in ChemE. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Every waking hour I am there titrating with a buret, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | competing with the fucking Arabics. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Even so, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I still get a fucking B in homework and participation! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | While struggling with $80K in student loans. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But it doesn't matter. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I will hustle and make $100K/year to pay it off. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | While those Arts and Emory students live on dog food! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. Daddy will take care of you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I am a good student. Well behaved. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And for my goodness, I am billed like a slutty Dance Theory Major. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Communism |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | is now here. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The recession in 2020 will come to fuck us all in the anus more deeper than ever. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Perhaps I am not a winner after all. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Donald Trump 2020. |
