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Hitler Rants SCU Community Fines REEEEEEK!
Hitler Rants the communistic fines imposed upon him as well as Emory students.

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00:00 - 00:03The SCU handbook states community fines are distributed
00:04 - 00:05equally among all residents
00:05 - 00:07when damages are made by others
00:08 - 00:12in SCU's community spaces like the kitchens and lounges
00:12 - 00:15even if you had no role in such damages.
00:17 - 00:19I'm certain I can be exempted
00:19 - 00:21by such sinister fees.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Führer.
00:27 - 00:28The SCU CF
00:31 - 00:33stated that you will be charged a full $4.
00:34 - 00:36No Exceptions. Even to you, mein Führer.
00:53 - 00:58Would all of the English, Arts, Music, and Philosophy Majors step outside please?
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck! What the fuck is this?
01:15 - 01:17Those fucking English majors can't operate a stove
01:18 - 01:23and I am being punished as a retard with them?
01:25 - 01:28I can't believe this shit.
01:29 - 01:31They should all burn in hell!
01:31 - 01:34I am a chemical engineer to graduate in 3 years.
01:34 - 01:37These dumbasses are putting me in greater debt
01:37 - 01:40Just because they don't know how basic circuits work?
01:40 - 01:42But the stove was fireless; Blame the engineer!
01:42 - 01:46STFU you Oxford Boy! 21th Ranking Bitch!
01:46 - 01:48It's Emory sir. Harvard of the South.
01:48 - 01:52You morons put everything into coke.
01:53 - 01:54$4 Billion in endowments gone!
01:56 - 01:57All that's left are Bank of America accountants.
01:57 - 02:00who can't even handle bonds correctly.
02:00 - 02:03Leaving them with $40K jobs.
02:04 - 02:08Even the clueless SCU philosophers can trade better than all of you
02:08 - 02:13Just look at how smart they are to charge everyone $4
02:14 - 02:16It'll take 2 shifts at Mcdonald's to pay that shit off.
02:17 - 02:21So you fucking Emory and Liberal Arts Majors can sleep in the Gulag with Papa Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29I study very hard in ChemE.
02:30 - 02:34Every waking hour I am there titrating with a buret,
02:34 - 02:36competing with the fucking Arabics.
02:41 - 02:42Even so,
02:43 - 02:47I still get a fucking B in homework and participation!
02:48 - 02:53While struggling with $80K in student loans.
02:54 - 02:56But it doesn't matter.
02:56 - 02:59I will hustle and make $100K/year to pay it off.
03:00 - 03:02While those Arts and Emory students live on dog food!
03:04 - 03:07It's ok. Daddy will take care of you.
03:14 - 03:16I am a good student. Well behaved.
03:19 - 03:23And for my goodness, I am billed like a slutty Dance Theory Major.
03:25 - 03:26Communism
03:31 - 03:33is now here.
03:40 - 03:46The recession in 2020 will come to fuck us all in the anus more deeper than ever.
03:46 - 03:49Perhaps I am not a winner after all.
03:53 - 03:56Donald Trump 2020.