The SCU handbook states community fines are distributed
equally among all residents
when damages are made by others
in SCU's community spaces like the kitchens and lounges
even if you had no role in such damages.
I'm certain I can be exempted
by such sinister fees.
The SCU CF
stated that you will be charged a full $4.
No Exceptions. Even to you, mein Führer.
Would all of the English, Arts, Music, and Philosophy Majors step outside please?
What the fuck! What the fuck is this?
Those fucking English majors can't operate a stove
and I am being punished as a retard with them?
I can't believe this shit.
They should all burn in hell!
I am a chemical engineer to graduate in 3 years.
These dumbasses are putting me in greater debt
Just because they don't know how basic circuits work?
But the stove was fireless; Blame the engineer!
STFU you Oxford Boy! 21th Ranking Bitch!
It's Emory sir. Harvard of the South.
You morons put everything into coke.
$4 Billion in endowments gone!
All that's left are Bank of America accountants.
who can't even handle bonds correctly.
Leaving them with $40K jobs.
Even the clueless SCU philosophers can trade better than all of you
Just look at how smart they are to charge everyone $4
It'll take 2 shifts at Mcdonald's to pay that shit off.
So you fucking Emory and Liberal Arts Majors can sleep in the Gulag with Papa Stalin!
I study very hard in ChemE.
Every waking hour I am there titrating with a buret,
competing with the fucking Arabics.
I still get a fucking B in homework and participation!
While struggling with $80K in student loans.
But it doesn't matter.
I will hustle and make $100K/year to pay it off.
While those Arts and Emory students live on dog food!
It's ok. Daddy will take care of you.
I am a good student. Well behaved.
And for my goodness, I am billed like a slutty Dance Theory Major.
is now here.
The recession in 2020 will come to fuck us all in the anus more deeper than ever.
Perhaps I am not a winner after all.
Donald Trump 2020.