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Hitler Parody
Hitler get's an update on how Studios is working, but they are forgetting to do one thing.

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00:00 - 00:03Studios is running smoothly.
00:04 - 00:05So far they've made assets for companies here,
00:05 - 00:07here, and here.
00:08 - 00:12From what we can tell, there are no problems that,
00:12 - 00:15stand in the way of achieving One Team, One Dream, One GuideSpark.
00:17 - 00:19Look at their projects.
00:19 - 00:21Find out how much time they take.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28They...
00:31 - 00:33They aren't logging their time.
00:34 - 00:36It's as if time doesn't matter to them.
00:53 - 00:58Unless you are Creative Ops, leave the room now.
01:13 - 01:15What the hell are they thinking?
01:15 - 01:17Working without tracking the time it takes?
01:18 - 01:23And posting the finished product without looking at the clock?
01:25 - 01:28What do they think is going to happen?
01:29 - 01:31They're maniacs!
01:31 - 01:34Do they think I do this for my own health?
01:34 - 01:37Absolutely not! They are sheep,
01:37 - 01:40asking to be led to the slaughter!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, the people just want to work without distraction.
01:42 - 01:46Is that any excuse to forget about the time?
01:46 - 01:48Sir, they are frustrated and sometimes lose track.
01:48 - 01:52How can they lose track of something so simple?
01:53 - 01:54It's not difficult!
01:56 - 01:57I tell them to mark their tasks at 10% when they start.
01:57 - 02:00That way they can't possibly forget!
02:00 - 02:03That way they'll have a record!
02:04 - 02:08Are you kidding me?
02:08 - 02:13I remind them constantly in the Studios Creative chat to log your time,
02:14 - 02:16but they only respond with memes to mock me!
02:17 - 02:21They've even started to include wood and spices in their memes!
02:27 - 02:29Those aren't even the right uses of the words.
02:30 - 02:34If only they would listen.
02:34 - 02:36You can't work without logging your time.
02:41 - 02:42Too much of this...
02:43 - 02:47Too much of this working without logging.
02:48 - 02:53Just throw reasoning out the door and pretend that the work magically gets done instantly.
02:54 - 02:56Yeah, that'll work.
02:56 - 02:59Who do they think they're fooling?
03:00 - 03:02The whole organization will crumble!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Anna, your meme was dank.
03:14 - 03:16Studios will work without a care in the world.
03:19 - 03:23They'll feel satisfied with the results.
03:25 - 03:26Posting projects.
03:31 - 03:33But they forget one thing.
03:40 - 03:46Time is their only true friend in the world.
03:46 - 03:49If they insist on working, they will need time to do it.
03:53 - 03:56I'll remind them again.