| 00:00 - 00:03 | We expect large crowds for GRW vs Lazstradamus match. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | GRW's lifted truck posse will use this road |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Lazstradamus' Nissan Leaf crew on this road. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There's a dank burrito joint here. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And BBQ spot here that might be *too good.* |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Burritos for the match. Shows diversity. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Have them shipped directly to the Buck Club. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuherer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Buck Club... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Buck Club isn't even close to ready. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Could be two, three years before they start work. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who bought TBC hats, visors, tees or ball marks leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHY IS THIS HAPPENING IN TBC THREAD!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THIS IS THE BUCK CLUB THREAD! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Nobody cares if they've played Sweetens Cove or Merion CC. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Well, maybe that ugly chic named Merion, but besides her... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | [Woman: "Don't cry Merion."] |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This match needs to happen and at a course with WIDTH and ANGLES! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Don't give me any Shadow Creek bullshit. I want golf! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Give the people some of that "Golden Age" shit in their veins! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fuhrer, What about Grand Cypress Orlando? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do I look like Peter Motherfucking Kessler to you? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fuhrer, There's also the Waldorf Golf Course! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Go read The Fried Egg, you idiot! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WIDTH AND FUCKING ANGLES! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Don't you get it? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | These guys have no control of the ball! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It's not about architecture, it's about breaking 90! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You put these guys in trees and they'll never come out. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That's what made the Buck Club so perfect! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And it finally gave people a valid reason to visit Utah! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And nobody better say shit about Bellerieve or Chambers Bay! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You work for years to put a golf match together... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You put your soul into it! Your motherfuckin' soul! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All of your strength.... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And you bastards tell me TBC isn't even real? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | When is someone going to tell that to the people at Imperial? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I swear to God, if I get one more "flash sale" email ... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I need a solution somewhere between St. Paul and L.A. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And someone in this room BETTER find a course quickly! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Or you'll wish you were married to ugly Merion out there! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | [woman: He means the ugly golf course. Not you.] |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe they should just meet in Denver... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Plenty of good courses in Denver. And legal weed. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Not that any of you smoke weed.... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We need to push the match out... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But there's one thing we can't quit on... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Dank burritos in every patron's hand. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Call Tron. Tell him it's off. |
