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276 views • 10/2/2012
| 00:07 - 00:11 | ...And the season ends with Hank finding out Walt's secret while taking a shit. |
| 00:11 - 00:15 | It was a pretty good episode, better than when Kristin shot JR in Dallas. |
| 00:16 - 00:20 | There you are, spoiling away, like an absolute cunt. |
| 00:23 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:23 - 00:25 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | We thought... |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | We thought you had already seen it. |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | We didn't know you were a fan, tbh. |
| 00:50 - 00:55 | I understand people let things slip from time to time, like saying Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze |
| 00:56 - 00:58 | Give us a minute... |
| 01:09 - 01:12 | BUT WHY DID YOU SPOIL BREAKING FUCKING BAD? |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | I WILL FUCKING BAN YOU FOR BEING A CUNT! |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | I couldn't give a shit that Bruce Willis was actually dead all along |
| 01:18 - 01:22 | Or that the fucking ship sinks in the end |
| 01:24 - 01:27 | But good fuck, you've done it now! |
| 01:27 - 01:30 | I've had enough. Consider yourself warned for fucking ruining #lobby's TV fans. |
| 01:31 - 01:36 | What next? They were in purgatory at the end of LOST? Dexter's sister figures out he's the serial killer? |
| 01:36 - 01:37 | But all we're doing is talking. |
| 01:38 - 01:41 | You don't fucking stop! How many people have raged and complained about this shit? |
| 01:38 - 01:39 | Talking? |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Look, we're not spoiling. We just like talking about Breaking Bad. |
| 01:44 - 01:45 | "We're not spoiling he says," he says. |
| 01:45 - 01:47 | Well then you're fucking trolling. And you're shit at it! |
| 01:48 - 01:49 | Absolutely fucking fail-trolling! |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | Why not tell me that they finally arrive at Earth in Battlestar Galactica millions of years before the present? |
| 01:53 - 01:56 | And before you say it, yes, I fucking know the Cylon song is 'All Along the Watchtower' |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | But you DO NOT fucking talk about Breaking Bad before I fucking see it! |
| 01:59 - 02:04 | It's not fucking funny! Do you go home and spoil Coronation Street on the missus? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Well? Do you? No fucking blowjobs for you anymore, in that case! |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | This shit makes me want to jam my fist up my ass and rip out my internal organs. |
| 02:11 - 02:14 | I have enough to deal with in this fucking war! I don't need this utter retardation! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You're worse than that retard Stalin! |
| 02:21 - 02:23 | And that's not all. |
| 02:23 - 02:25 | No doubt you'll whinge when you get caught out for this cuntfuckery. |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | "Free the plebs!" they'll cry. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | A hundred-page moan when you get fucking k-lined. |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | It never. Fucking. Ends! |
| 02:34 - 02:35 | It just never ends... |
| 02:36 - 02:41 | If I told you Vader was Luke's father would you think that was funny? |
| 02:42 - 02:46 | Would you think something like that was "lol"? Few auld "lulz|"? |
| 02:45 - 02:48 | If you weren't such a retard you'd know that. |
| 02:49 - 02:52 | And True Blood. Another one. Don't you dare fucking spoil that on me! |
| 02:52 - 02:55 | If I hear anything about it you're fuckin' dead! |
| 02:56 - 03:00 | Don't worry, I'm sure Bill won't turn into a vampire after drinking Lillith's blood... |
| 03:06 - 03:08 | I wish it was like the old days. |
| 03:11 - 03:16 | Back then people announced SPOILER ALERT on the boards and IRC was unheard of. |
| 03:17 - 03:20 | No spoilers ruining good TV. |
| 03:20 - 03:25 | I'll lock you up as if you were all those people in The Village who are actually on a modern nature reserve. |
| 03:30 - 03:36 | You brought this on yourself just like your man converted to Islam in Homeland. |
| 03:37 - 03:40 | "Tyler Durden isn't real": there's one for you, you fucking knobheads. |
| 03:44 - 03:46 | I fucking resign. |
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