| 00:00 - 00:03 | Dave, we have just had news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | John Windham is inbound to our location |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He is on the UNHAS flight due to be wheels down at 0830 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | but there is more..he is doing Gavs leave cover |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and it looks like he will become the full time OSM |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Are you foooooking serious? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They are sending Brian Fooking BDondy back in |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dave |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dave...I |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Senior Team Leader Dave, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He is going to seriously fuck with our downtime |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Operators Leave the room, FCO management remain |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Is this a fooooking bite? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | they are sending that old cunt in again?!!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He could give an aspirin a headache |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Dont I do enough around here fixing all CBMs mistakes,resetting the alarms system |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | every time Serena drys her foooking hair |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Well if that old fooker gets the job thats it |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Night moves my arse! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Ive had it with John and his stupid white blazer |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Dave what can we do we have no power, we will all get blown up because of him |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Callum, shut up. I would rather do 22 years in the RAF Reg than spend another rotation with him |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But I have emailed the office in London and Agnes says.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | ....Agnes! The london Office |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What the foook would they know |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Its us here on the ground |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Bellies in the dirt |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | dodging IEDs |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Eating shit scoff day after day |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | getting the shits, watching sky news again and again |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | listening to Dave Mcs shit dits |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | feeding the foooking dogs |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | rolling for the wets |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Well John can crack on and do his own flap sheets |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He can take himself to the Police Training centre |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Dave is in the Seat again |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | When I am in the seat I make the rules |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | When do I ever prof? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And why are you wearing those stupid G4S uniforms |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Take them off, you look like cunts |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And as for Palmolive, tell her to stop crying, Mark isn't going to call you |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, he will call, we just need to get a few beers in him first |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I shouldn't be here |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I wanted to be in Egypt |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | At the Sensatori with a sangria |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ady put the aircon on |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | its foooking redders in here |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | another thing that needs fixing |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | fuck my life |
