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Dave gets bad news in Mog
Dave, we have just had news John Windham is inbound to our location He is on the UNHAS flight due to be wheels down at 0830 but there is more..he is doing Gavs leave cover and it looks like he will become the full time OSM Are you foooooking serious?

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00:00 - 00:03Dave, we have just had news
00:04 - 00:05John Windham is inbound to our location
00:05 - 00:07He is on the UNHAS flight due to be wheels down at 0830
00:08 - 00:12but there is more..he is doing Gavs leave cover
00:12 - 00:15and it looks like he will become the full time OSM
00:17 - 00:19Are you foooooking serious?
00:19 - 00:21They are sending Brian Fooking BDondy back in
00:24 - 00:26Dave
00:27 - 00:28Dave...I
00:31 - 00:33Senior Team Leader Dave,
00:34 - 00:36He is going to seriously fuck with our downtime
00:53 - 00:58Operators Leave the room, FCO management remain
01:13 - 01:15Is this a fooooking bite?
01:15 - 01:17they are sending that old cunt in again?!!!!
01:18 - 01:23He could give an aspirin a headache
01:25 - 01:28Dont I do enough around here fixing all CBMs mistakes,resetting the alarms system
01:29 - 01:31every time Serena drys her foooking hair
01:31 - 01:34Well if that old fooker gets the job thats it
01:34 - 01:37Night moves my arse!
01:37 - 01:40Ive had it with John and his stupid white blazer
01:40 - 01:42But Dave what can we do we have no power, we will all get blown up because of him
01:42 - 01:46Callum, shut up. I would rather do 22 years in the RAF Reg than spend another rotation with him
01:46 - 01:48But I have emailed the office in London and Agnes says....
01:48 - 01:52....Agnes! The london Office
01:53 - 01:54What the foook would they know
01:56 - 01:57Its us here on the ground
01:57 - 02:00Bellies in the dirt
02:00 - 02:03dodging IEDs
02:04 - 02:08Eating shit scoff day after day
02:08 - 02:13getting the shits, watching sky news again and again
02:14 - 02:16listening to Dave Mcs shit dits
02:17 - 02:21feeding the foooking dogs
02:27 - 02:29rolling for the wets
02:30 - 02:34Well John can crack on and do his own flap sheets
02:34 - 02:36He can take himself to the Police Training centre
02:41 - 02:42Dave is in the Seat again
02:43 - 02:47When I am in the seat I make the rules
02:48 - 02:53When do I ever prof?
02:54 - 02:56And why are you wearing those stupid G4S uniforms
02:56 - 02:59Take them off, you look like cunts
03:00 - 03:02And as for Palmolive, tell her to stop crying, Mark isn't going to call you
03:04 - 03:07Its ok, he will call, we just need to get a few beers in him first
03:14 - 03:16I shouldn't be here
03:19 - 03:23I wanted to be in Egypt
03:25 - 03:26At the Sensatori with a sangria
03:31 - 03:33Ady put the aircon on
03:40 - 03:46its foooking redders in here
03:46 - 03:49another thing that needs fixing
03:53 - 03:56fuck my life