00:00 - 00:03Dave, we have just had news
00:04 - 00:05John Windham is inbound to our location
00:05 - 00:07He is on the UNHAS flight due to be wheels down at 0830
00:08 - 00:12but there is more..he is doing Gavs leave cover
00:12 - 00:15and it looks like he will become the full time OSM
00:17 - 00:19Are you foooooking serious?
00:19 - 00:21They are sending Brian Fooking BDondy back in
00:24 - 00:26Dave
00:27 - 00:28Dave...I
00:31 - 00:33Senior Team Leader Dave,
00:34 - 00:36He is going to seriously fuck with our downtime
00:53 - 00:58Operators Leave the room, FCO management remain
01:13 - 01:15Is this a fooooking bite?
01:15 - 01:17they are sending that old cunt in again?!!!!
01:18 - 01:23He could give an aspirin a headache
01:25 - 01:28Dont I do enough around here fixing all CBMs mistakes,resetting the alarms system
01:29 - 01:31every time Serena drys her foooking hair
01:31 - 01:34Well if that old fooker gets the job thats it
01:34 - 01:37Night moves my arse!
01:37 - 01:40Ive had it with John and his stupid white blazer
01:40 - 01:42But Dave what can we do we have no power, we will all get blown up because of him
01:42 - 01:46Callum, shut up. I would rather do 22 years in the RAF Reg than spend another rotation with him
01:46 - 01:48But I have emailed the office in London and Agnes says....
01:48 - 01:52....Agnes! The london Office
01:53 - 01:54What the foook would they know
01:56 - 01:57Its us here on the ground
01:57 - 02:00Bellies in the dirt
02:00 - 02:03dodging IEDs
02:04 - 02:08Eating shit scoff day after day
02:08 - 02:13getting the shits, watching sky news again and again
02:14 - 02:16listening to Dave Mcs shit dits
02:17 - 02:21feeding the foooking dogs
02:27 - 02:29rolling for the wets
02:30 - 02:34Well John can crack on and do his own flap sheets
02:34 - 02:36He can take himself to the Police Training centre
02:41 - 02:42Dave is in the Seat again
02:43 - 02:47When I am in the seat I make the rules
02:48 - 02:53When do I ever prof?
02:54 - 02:56And why are you wearing those stupid G4S uniforms
02:56 - 02:59Take them off, you look like cunts
03:00 - 03:02And as for Palmolive, tell her to stop crying, Mark isn't going to call you
03:04 - 03:07Its ok, he will call, we just need to get a few beers in him first
03:14 - 03:16I shouldn't be here
03:19 - 03:23I wanted to be in Egypt
03:25 - 03:26At the Sensatori with a sangria
03:31 - 03:33Ady put the aircon on
03:40 - 03:46its foooking redders in here
03:46 - 03:49another thing that needs fixing
03:53 - 03:56fuck my life