| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have no news of the Red Claw. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have looked all over the city. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here, then all over there. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have searched the houses of her clairvoyants and her bell ringers. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | She has vanished, no sign of her anywhere. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Then go to Selfridges. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They have plenty of her Magic Cream. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have completely sold out. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Claw is organizing through Twitter. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone here who retweeted or instagrammed #ctilburymakeup, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They know that's where I get my glow. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The very special glow that everyone loved at Nurenberg. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do they think my look happens by itself? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | My complexion is fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And I have run out of my Rock Chick look too. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And now my face is totally dry and flakey. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Is it really too much to ask for some fucking moisturizer? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the bronzer is very popular. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't want the bronzer, I want the fucking Magic Cream. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, I'm sorry I didn't realize there was a difference. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | There is a big difference you fucking imbecile. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Are you serious? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | One is a skin care product. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And the other is to highlight and bronze the complexion. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Next you'll tell me there's no difference between The UpTown Girl and The Rebel. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You need to do your fucking homework immediately. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Charlotte Tilbury has created ten different looks that suit anyone. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That's why she is the best. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | She will destroy Mac, Estee Lauder, Bobbi Brown and all the other slap merchants. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They won't even see it coming. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from her. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But they don't understand the ingredients like her. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's the ingredients... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The snow cloud berries and the vitamin E and vitamin D. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | A man can't wear just any old cold cream at night. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It just doesn't work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What will happen to my cupid's bow? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How will I disguise my under eye darkness? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Demetra, we all retweeted. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My wrinkles and crows feet will get worse. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I will never achieve the perfect brow and killer cheekbones. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's impossible. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The magic... has gone. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | No hyaluronic acid booster with floral extracts to lift and transform my tired skin. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | No matter how lacklustre my skin may look. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The damage is done. |
