00:00 - 00:03 | Most people fly into Tahoe through Reno |
00:04 - 00:05 | RNO is an international airport |
00:05 - 00:07 | but there are no direct flights from Berlin. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We could fly direct into SFO and rent a car. |
00:12 - 00:15 | Then we could just fly direct from Berlin. |
00:17 - 00:19 | If we rent a car from SFO and drive to Tahoe |
00:19 - 00:21 | will we need chains coming over the pass? |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | There's... |
00:31 - 00:33 | There's very little snow in Tahoe. |
00:34 - 00:36 | California is experiencing record drought. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has not switched to the energy efficient swirly light bulbs get out now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is going on? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I don't want to go to Tahoe to ski machine made ice-cream. |
01:18 - 01:23 | Distract me with apres-ski wankerisms. |
01:25 - 01:28 | Just try to get me so fucking drunk at the casinos |
01:29 - 01:31 | I don't even notice only 10 percent of the mountain is open. |
01:31 - 01:34 | This is Jerry Brown's fault. |
01:34 - 01:37 | He should have banned incandescent bulbs years ago. |
01:37 - 01:40 | Fucking fuck fuck fuck. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the people like incandescent bulbs. |
01:42 - 01:46 | So we can have the biggest fucking drought and ruin my ski trip!?! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, there's debate about whether the incandescent bulbs are to blame. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Well I've got to blame something. |
01:53 - 01:54 | Right now, I'm blaming the incandescent bulbs |
01:56 - 01:57 | And Jerry Brown. |
01:57 - 02:00 | Would you rather me blame you? |
02:00 - 02:03 | So just shut up and do your snow dances. |
02:04 - 02:08 | But do not fucking argue with me. |
02:08 - 02:13 | One more word out of you and I'll have you dressed up like a Heavenly Angel |
02:14 - 02:16 | and make you dance around in circles until we get 1,000 inches of snow. |
02:17 - 02:21 | What happened to 400 inches and 300 days of sunshine a year. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Honestly, I have my own doubts about the incandescent bulb thing. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I'm just not a good dancer though. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Snow dances aren't my thing. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Taking lightbulbs from people who want them |
02:43 - 02:47 | That's something I could do. But this Jerry Brown has no fucking idea how to do it. |
02:48 - 02:53 | At least make people wash their cars. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Pass a fucking state law. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Everyone must wash their car every day until it snows. |
03:00 - 03:02 | It always works! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, I haven't switched out my bulbs either. |
03:14 - 03:16 | How much snow have they made? |
03:19 - 03:23 | At least I can get in some laps on the groomers. |
03:23 - 03:27 | But if I catch anyone getting EpicMix photos taken I'll shoot them. |
03:31 - 03:33 | I don't trust RFID. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Bring the rockhoppers. We'll just make the most of the trip. |
03:46 - 03:49 | I hear the Big Blue View Bar at Homewood is pretty cool. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Pray for snow. |