| 00:00 - 00:03 | Joseph we have bad news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we have hit here, here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we cant seem to touch them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we dont know who is helping them |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of their leaders. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out what they want. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are led by a male stripper |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the one they call Val |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | non coiners leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | he called me out, what was he thinking |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | challenging a stormfall god |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and he is a fucking male stripper |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | he can dance up my pole |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and tickle my balls |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | who are they, i have never heard of them |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | they are not in the top 20 i vowed to crush |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | yet they are too strong for us |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they are getting help |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | who? who would help a male stripper? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | we suspect jason richards |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | all he does is battle grounds he wont risk his troops |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | if he is helping them we are fucked |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | he has 50k necro |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | we cannot stand up to that, not even with my ccard |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | im already spending my cheap hooker money on this game |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | we need to cry to plarium, they love my money |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | they are the only way we can even scratch him |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | he is too good |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | we shall tell them he cheated, i shall scream it everywhere |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | its all falling apart |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | my grand plans for stormfall domination |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | the sheep are deserting me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | because... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | because of a fucking male stripper named val |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | maybe i should catch one of his shows |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | mmmmmmmmmm |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | did you know i was in manpower |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | the bitches loved me |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | i know i saw it too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | ok call val and tell him we will stop |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but i want an autographed pic |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | full frontal |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and his sweaty thong |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | i will keep up my mad tirade to save face |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or i will be laughed out of game back to farmville |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | fucking male strippers....... |
