| 00:00 - 00:03 | For a quite nights drinking you have options in croft here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Queen Anne here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | or pubs in the leafy suberb of culcheth here...and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All serve non-premium strength lager, moderate strength wine... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | even soft drinks if you'd prefer |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Im looking forward to it |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Its gonne be great to catch up with Chris and Gilly. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Both Chris & Ian arent out this weekend. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Chris is at trafford centre, Ian has a belly ache |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who isnt coming out this weekend leave us..now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | So its me and those clowns Smull and Morris is it! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | For the sake of all things f*ck! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It'll be shots here, floodish's there |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | No mercy, bang bang bang...drink drink drink |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'll be f*cked |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | "What colour aftershock do you like?" they'll jest |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Red, Bang, Blue, Bang, Black. Bang |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Smull wont stop until we are fu&king yellow |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir - just tell them you'll drink your own drinks...at your own pace |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They'll take me to the bloody cleaners you fool |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, then pour drinks away when they arent looking |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No fekkin chance, they watch you like bloody hawks |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | "hedgehog policing" they call it |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It'll be the same old sh1t as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'll be lucky if i can see in the morning... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | smull has issued a home for 12.06 guarantee |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | 12.06 guarantee! is that am or feckin pm! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It usually going light by the time he releases you from Ashton |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Legs mashed from dancing, a blue bloody tongue and mini baileys in my hair |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He'll want a bloody kebab as well |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And we'll be there 2 hours as Morris tires to barter 20p off |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Mr Fahrenheit still ringing in my ears |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Shivering my tits off with another coat left in mad jacks |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Im too old for this |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too old for this f&cking sh1t |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I might suggest staying in |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'll burn their shoes so they cant leave the house |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | See how they dance then |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont cry.. they'll come out barefoot |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe smull wants a quiet one, who knows... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | please tell me hes on earlies |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | off for two weeks... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | i knew it, fu&ks sake.... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | bring me my dancing shoes... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and that litre of whiskey |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | May as well take em down with me |
